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Is this an old post? Because over 46 thousand have been sold as of March.
Still, that's not helluva lot considering the global or even countrywide population. Had to look it up because if they really did only ever sell 3000 of them, then a significant portion of those buyers live around me.
46 thousand ... where? maybe 3000 in their town?
I'm in a very liberal city and I have seen a few of these with business logos plastered all over them. It's like they are advertising that you shouldn't use their business.
Yup. There's an urgent care near me that has a wrapped swastikar out front. I think I would rather die than go there.
I live in Toronto, they are fucking everywhere. teslas in general but I see cybertrucks daily. A lot of dbags around here i guess.
Aren't they only legal in the US? Or did something change recently?
It's illegal in the EU, I don't think Canada has that same ban
No ban, street safety rules. Quite likely that canada is a bit more lenient there, having more space and all.
It's not like the EU actively needed to do anything to not allow them. They are just so shit, they were basically spawn kills for the EU.
There's a couple of dozen of them in the area where I work...
Several of them have wraps. 😒
Where you work fucken Yucaipa? Cause for some gods forsaken reason there are several here, I assume it's exclusively old dipshit yuppies.
We have a few I've seen around. one in particular was seemingly bought, vinyl wrapped, and parked in a busy lot to advertise some restaurant that's not even nearby 🤦♂️ It probably wouldn't even start now. It hasn't moved in several months and there's no chargers near it in that lot lol
It's probably dead
I'm quite confident it's dead, and that makes my heart happy
What ever happened with the Canada tax scam they did?
My fiance saw her first one in the wild today. I wasn't able to photo my first one, as we were both driving and I'm different directions.
Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone drew a thin white squiggle over a very small part of the letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.
It's always shocking how much worse these look in person.
Like photography cannot capture how stupid these monstrosities look
I'm both glad and disappointed I haven't seen one in Europe. I feel like I'm missing out on a circus tour.
Watch them hit a bump and almost fall apart.
especially when they WRAP the travesty. the cybertrucks height gives just enough cover where its difficult to see the embarrasment of a driver, unless you were very close.
They look awful. Slightly less awful when wrapped, but I heard that Tesla fucked up the bonding surface for wraps or something so they're basically unremovable, but will deteriorate with age.
Depends on what color they wrap it in. Sometimes it exaggerates the panel gaps, er, I mean sometimes it really shows off Teslas commitment to quality
its also a 7000lb death trap and charcuterie machine.
I feel like I have seen way too many on the road for only 3000 to have been sold.
Maybe I have a lot of dipshits living near me?
I am pretty sure the 3,000 figure was the initial founders edition and that the figure should be revised now. some asshole in my town had one of the original ones though I'm pretty sure
Surely it's more than 3k. I see quite a few in Canada.
Looks like it's more like 46k as of a few months ago
What the fuck? How are there ~46,000 people this fucking stupid??
alot of them are in tech hub areas, so seattle norcal, and some magats may have purchased it too.
Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.
Ford Pinto
Pontiac Aztek
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Tesla Cybercuck
Dont you dare diss the Pinto and Aztek. The flaws of the Pinto was present within a lot of the eras cars it just happens that the Pinto got the reputation of being the squicky wheel. The Aztek while fugly and a bit fucky repair wise is a somewhat respectable vehicle. The PT cruiser is certainly a car that exists.
The cybercuck on the other hand has the build quality of a Yugo with none of the redeeming qualities like being cheap or theoretically easy to work on, also it isn't a meme car by virtue of being too stubborn to die. The cybercuck just wants to die.
Id say the Le Car and Yugo can be added to the list. My first car was a hand me down gremlin.