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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by BolsheWitch@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

i come back from a lil internet break and see a bunch of filthy centrists and chuds absolutely shitting their pants over our basic existence.

this is too good. the conspiracy theories alone are just antelope-popcorn. we must continue federating with instances that also have good admins.

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[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago
[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

frothingfash WHY WEBSITE HAV PRONOUNSSSS

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Because we arent actually trans, queer, or anything else. It's just a 3 year long Russian op to spread disinfo. All of us have just been exceptionally good about keeping up the charade, all according to them.

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

lmfao please tell me this is actually something a centrist has screamed about before going mask off fash.

it infuriates reactionaries that we aren't walled off from the rest of fediverse and that we’re actually nice as long as you’re not a bigotted freeze-gamer.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

lmfao please tell me this is actually something a centrist has screamed about before going mask off fash.

Yes, they think we must be Russian bots because the people replying to them have "random" pronouns like (actual quote) "she / her, he / him, they /them, any /undecided". This is usually coming from people who've never talked to an actual trans person in their entire life and who are either libs so blue maga they cannot imagine queer people to be anything but a fellow liberal or they're just reactionaries who pick up the convenient excuse to get mad about pronouns.

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

i just added they/them pronouns entirely out of queer spite fuck those pricks

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(tbh i actually use they/them as well, but hadn’t thought to add it yet)

hexbear-non-binary

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There was a recent dot world thread where we are accused of being "14 year old alt-right sociopaths who pretend to support lgbt."

Just look at them shitting their pants about us lmao

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

oh my god they’re also telling themselves we defederated from them instead of the other way around

susie-laugh

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

yeah the current fediverse liberal story they're trying to convince themselves of is that we're all doing a three year long larp and are either GOP agents or Russian ones

[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

They've been repeatedly screeching about how we're not like the nice respectable queers who know their place and instead the bad queers who dare to criticise Biden - so instead of squaring the belief and realising that maybe Biden isn't that good, instead they're crying out that we're all right wingers pretending to be queer to discredit "the most progressive US president in history"

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[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago
[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lmao our emoji creation speed has even taken off. ya love to see it, thank you @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net

rosa-salute

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lol these were all created like yesterday too.

pronouns pronounjak-rage pronounjak They're not federated yet so there's a bug where they will show up as their original size on other instances.

This ppb takes up at least half of the screen on other sites for example.pigpoop

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This ppb takes up at least half of the screen on other sites for example.

feature not a bug tbqh

ppb-gigachad

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

This ppb takes up at least half of the screen on other sites for example.

I fail to see the problem.

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[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

The fact that we can shatter their minds with a simple PIGPOOPBALLS is astonishing to me

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it’s incredible lmao we were all off shitposting in our hyperbolic time chamber & then emerged completely overpowered for every fight against them

:anarchista-chad:

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Except in our DMs, where they started harassing trans users

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

well that sucks and i hope every chud who harassed a trans person dies of the worst possible kind of aneurysm

blob-stabby

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Oh welcome back!

My favorite is how they can't get their story straight on who we are. Are we 4chan trolls pretending to be leftists? Are we paid Russian disinformation agents? Are we rude idiots who reply with single word insults or do we post huge paragraphs full of 15 links? Who knows what we might be next week

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

there’s a whole thread on lemmy.world today where they’re still complaining about us & saying we’re snowflakes who get triggered even though they defederated from us lmao

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

they defederated before we even started federating lmao

[-] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

We were never federated with them lol. They've never had a single Hexbear post and they're still terrified of us for some reason

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

We're scarier than all of that: for the most part we're people that want to see society improve somewhat and care about other people. wojak-nooo

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“everything has always been terrible and actually it is very naive to believe things can get better even marginally. i am the only adult in the room.”

speech-r very-intelligent

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Welcome back! We have a c/traa now

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

fuck yes, subscribing to !traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net right tf now

feinberg-sicko flag-trans-pride hexbear-trans

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

maybe it's time for commisar nwordcountbot to ride again

[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

honestly someone should build this again & have it dig through the comments of an account on any federated server that doesn’t have a slur filter lmao

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[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago
[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

this needs to be a tagline

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[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago
[-] BolsheWitch@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

hell yeah she is

big-cool

[-] D61@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Post! Post my putties!

Brigade! BRIGADE!

cackles

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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