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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 72 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fuck me running this is totally going to work on libs isn't it.

I already lost hope that nobody figured out his 130 days were up and he'd already scrapped any oversight of his companies and got access to literally all of the data.

He got literally wveryrhing he wanted and I can't believe the pr campaign that he's super sad and dejected.

He got everything he fucking wanted and more and liberals are patting themselves on the back for it.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

What is the 130 days thing I keep hearing? I guess something about how long you can be a non-standard government employee?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Exactly.

Not that it's like it would have mattered if he had just stayed longer but he didn't even have to. He accomplished literally everything he hoped for in under 5 months and liberals are convinced they're winning.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

Liberals are incapable of imagining that anyone could get anything done in 5 months let alone everything they want because they're so used to making excuses for democrats not getting anything done

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

I believe you are correct

[–] kotak_doost@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

I'm amazed it wasn't something epic like 420 days

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 65 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now that he's been kicked out of the cool kids club the knives come out, lol.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 46 points 4 days ago

The Kool Kids Klub

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 64 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I agree completely. In fact I think we should fully defund the entire US Government in all forms. The government should have no money to do anything. Everyone should just pack it in and go home

[–] huf@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

they should also all be put in prison. the entire government. and congress. and the supreme court. just in case.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In fact let's abolish prison except for all elected officials except maybe Rashida Tlaib

[–] dead@hexbear.net 45 points 4 days ago

I don't believe this. Elon is doing a performance. Doge was never about reducing government spending. That was all a lie. Doge was intended to gut welfare programs and government services as much as possible, regardless of whether it saved money for the government.

The "big beautiful bill" is going to give massive tax cuts to Elon Musk. The alleged reason why Musk is against the bill is that the bill is expected to increase the US National Deficit. The bill reduces taxes on the ultra wealthy and increases military spending. Republicans do not care about the US National Deficit. If they cared about the National Deficit, they would not reduce taxes because reducing taxes increases the National Deficit. Republicans only claim that they care about the deficit as an abstraction for cutting government services. Elon is only saying he hates the bill to pretend that Doge was a legitimate operation. It wasn't. He doesn't actually hate the bill.

This is all a performance.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 48 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

“The topic of White Genocide in South Africa is highly contentious. Claims of systematic targeting of white farmers exist, with farm attacks averaging 50 murders yearly, often cited as evidence. Some argue these are racially driven, pointing to rhetoric like ‘Kill The Boer.’”

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

All of us out in the world hate it too

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 70 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Ketamine addiction, fucked up robo dick, grossly inflated sense of self worth, believing he's always the smartest person in the room, South African.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

fucked up robo dick

When she asks you to go harder so you turn on your sump pump mode agony-acid

[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I bet he yells "I'm going sicko mode" when he does that

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

sig-heiling in doggy style

(Jk, we all know he doesn’t actually get laid and just drop ships syringes full of cum to random women)

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Pierce Hawthorne technique.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don’t remember if this was actually a bit in the show or not…

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I should really rewatch this. It’ll probably be even better knowing everyone fucking loathed his actor

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

It's one of my favourite shows and it holds up incredibly well, absolutely worth a rewatch.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No don't ruin sicko it's a beautiful word

[–] buh@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

goin on you with the pick and roll

elon musk, he's in sicko mode

[–] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

also he sucks at elden ring and PoE2

[–] yuritopia@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

and gets bullied in global chat

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago
[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

Mr Musk, welcome to the resistance.

[–] MLRL_Commie@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Waiting on Trump to endorse the genocide of the boers in retaliation peltier-laugh

[–] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Would be hilarious if Trump suddenly decides to deport all the white people "fleeing" oppression in South Africa.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Julius Malema is a great guy, you know. A big, strong guy. I can respect that trump-drenched

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

I saw boer immigrants eating pets

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago
[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

pork-filled

farquaad-point This doofus doesn't even understand what the term "pork-barrel legislation" means

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Outrageous

Pork-filled

Disgusting abomination

my-hero

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Lurking a lot of conservative online spaces, I'm surprised to see a lot of people taking Elon's side here. Apparently Trump ain't living up to their expectations.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I joked previously about the next US civil war being right wing infighting between MAGA and techbros, but it looks like that might actually turn out to be the case.

I suspect younger CHUDs are in the online spaces, so they're more brainrotted techno-fascists unlike the Fox News binging Boomer conservatives who think Trump is anti-pedophile Jesus or whatever. So the war will be between NEET Redditors and Racist Grandpas.

[–] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Trump 1 voters disappointed in Trump for not immediately uncovering the deep state cabal and executing those behind the Texas military junta known as Jade Helm 15 and filling in the QRF tunnel system connecting the Walmarts that will be used to round up patriots and forcing them to live in reverse gay conversion therapy Black Lives Matter hobbit homes and is also the reason their adult children went no-contact first-time to the Trump 2 voters disappointed in Trump for not immediately declaring crypto the world reserve currency, instituting a national tradwife mandate, forgetting to pardon them for running a grift selling protestor plows that you affix to the front of your F-350 and never delivering a single unit and still their adult children haven't called them.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

“A revolution is impossible without a revolutionary situation; furthermore, it is not every revolutionary situation that leads to revolution. What, generally speaking, are the symptoms of a revolutionary situation? We shall certainly not be mistaken if we indicate the following three major symptoms: (1) when it is impossible for the ruling classes to maintain their rule without any change; when there is a crisis, in one form or another, among the ‘upper classes’, a crisis in the policy of the ruling class, leading to a fissure through which the discontent and indignation of the oppressed classes burst forth. For a revolution to take place, it is usually insufficient for ‘the lower classes not to want’ to live in the old way; it is also necessary that ‘the upper classes should be unable’ to live in the old way; (2) when the suffering and want of the oppressed classes have grown more acute than usual; (3) when, as a consequence of the above causes, there is a considerable increase in the activity of the masses” [3]

"...spending bill is a disgusting abomination" except for the massive tax breaks and bloated government contracts that I receive. That part is okay.

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Welcome to the resistance elon musk

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Welcome to the resistance Mr DOGE