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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 116 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 68 points 1 month ago (3 children)

has to, as he has no beard.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So he can't sing a shanty?

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[–] bizza@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was about to comment that #2 either has as raging boner or it's just like that

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago

That guy is full staff.

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[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 92 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got...

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild.. unless you're on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you'd get ratio'd into oblivion

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know those words, but I don't think they're being used in a manner to which I'm accustomed.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Steroids or nobody likes you

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

You know what? I'm gonna not take steroids even harder.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can tell just by looking that I don't take steroids right? Like I don't have to actually talk to them?

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah you can generally tell, the neck and shoulders have more androgen receptors so they will typically have bulbous shoulders, oversized traps and a thick neck. Other giveaways are early balding, back acne, and rapid muscle gain. And huge mass monsters are pretty obvious. If you were really interested you could take a look at Jesse James West on YouTube. He's about the peak muscularity someone can reasonably achieve without steroids outside of genetically gifted individuals. He interviews gym girls often and they rate him so low haha.

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[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Kinda shows beauty standards are completely arbitrary and context dependent.

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 month ago
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 74 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago
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[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why does the guy on the left look like he's wearing a collar made of skin?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They all look a little weird, like some old time photo editing was done.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 month ago

That'd be the horrendous AI upscaling. Peep the fingers.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 13 points 1 month ago

It's his tan line. None of those guys ever saw the sun without wearing a suit.

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[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 35 points 1 month ago

The oldest dude there is 23 years old

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His apparent boner is making a statement of its own.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

He's gonna put someones eye out with that thing.

[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I spend copious hours in the gym because I never ever want to look like this. I was thinking about skipping today because it’s raining, so thanks for the motivation.

[–] d7sdx@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago (10 children)

They don't look like a modern social media influencer

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[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I would describe it as skinny fat but these guys are not fat, so I think the problem is that they have very little muscle all around.

[–] d7sdx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

To me they look totally normal, average. Beauty standards changed a lot and continue so do since the dawn of time.

Checkout https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf :)

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Second from the right is just Freddie Mercury

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.

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[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some of these fellows are packin' some serious heat!

[–] glibg@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Loving the dazzle camo shorts on #4

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The stripes are making my brain do that thing where when the image moves ever so slightly, it appears that their pants are vibrating.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

[off topic?]

I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There's a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today's standards, he looked kinda scrawny.

[–] ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

I see the sausage vendor is in town this week!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

#5 is either stoned or participating ironically, possibly both. #3 was talked into this, and is now regretting his choice.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought 5 was the best looking guy there, why do you think he is participating ironically?

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[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

#4 is on the bleeding edge of fashion, while #6 doesn't give a damn.

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