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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

Another random 9/11 fact: Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy was supposed to be on American Airlines flight 11 but accidentally fell asleep in the terminal and then woke up to the terrible news that it had crashed into the World Trade Center.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So wait, who am I supposed to boycott? I need a more specific meme to guide my moral compass. What companies are owned by the one that owns the grocery chain Gerard Way shops at?

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

boycott 9/11

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that's what chaos theory is, a big event left a massive splash.

you could probably trace anything that happend after 9/11 to 9/11

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

I knew there was a reason behind my morning wood.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

I mean there's Remember Me

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml -2 points 6 days ago

Honestly, even just preventing MCR is a win in my book. Add on preventing Twilight and we're doing great, THEN preventing 50 Shades of Grey? They need to get to work on that time machine right away!

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

MCR couldn't have inspired Stephanie to make her weird pedophilic Mormon dogshit. Don't blame Gerard Way for this.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She asked them to make a song for one of the movies. They denied, because of the pedophile thing. She shouldn't be associated with them in any capacity.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm guessing it's that the main character's baby is the "destined" lover of the character who was the second male lead. Alternately, it could be that the main character is a teenager courted by a man hundreds of years her senior, but that one tends to be less frowned upon in media.

Either way, I think Meyer would've come up with her drivel one way or another.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could also be about Mormonism more generally and the disturbing amount of children Brigham Young and Joseph Smith, the two key founding figures of their religion, were married to. (I mean, 1 is disturbing enough, but the true number is higher, which is even more disturbing.)

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 33 points 1 week ago (8 children)

My family is Mormon, I was raised Mormon. Everything about Mormonism is disturbing. It has every single vice attributed to American culture, then, and now. Every form of bigotry, hatred, and fake normalcy. Taking advantage of the desparate and disadvantaged. One leader, Wildrow Woodruff, gave himself hundreds of spiritual wives as birthday presents to himself. Some were dead infants. Imagine mourning the death of your young daughter, only to find out that the old man you believe to be the mouthpiece of God himself, has married her, to be fucked by him in the afterlife. There's so many disturbing pieces of Mormon lore that are normally ignored by non ex-Mormons. Mormons are seen as funny and as having weird beliefs, but not as monsters, which the "good" Mormons are.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been watching a lot of ex-Mormon Alyssa Grenfell on YouTube lately and learning just how disturbing it is, both from a doctrinal perspective and in terms of the history.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

She's pretty good. I got my information by looking through tons of stories and monstrosities on r/exmormon, until my accounts got permabanned like 3 separate times. Kinda miss that place. Maybe I'll make another in a month or two.

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A multiple centuries old man falls in love with an infant. A multiple centuries old man falls in love with a high school student. Also, the entire plot happens in 2 years. It's just really creepy, makes me uncomfortable. Discourages me how popular that shit was.

[–] Ezergill@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hate to be pedantic about a topic like this, but Jacob, the guy who falls in love with a baby (if that's the event you describe), is around 16

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

MC (clumsy girl) and sparkling vampire have a baby (please don't ask about vampire ejaculation) and werewolf dude who was crushing on MC imprints upon the baby. Said baby grows up rapidly because of course did you expect werewolf dude to wait for 18 years?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Ugh, and Muse picked up that offer instead and churned out one of their worst songs 🤦

https://youtu.be/MTvgnYGu9bg

I love Muse, but this was like.... it was like if a mediocre tribute band was asked to make an original song in the style of the original band.

[–] mriswith@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

What the fuck are you talking about?

Do you blame Scorsese for John Hinckley?

"Inspired by", does mean the inspiration is to blame for the outcome.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Scorsese

He knew what he was doing

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She had other inspirational music. Like Muse. Who was... Also inspired by 9/11. Fuck.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

That's bollocks, their first album was 2000

Edit: just checked, actually their first album was 1999. Although what they have to do with 50 shades of grey...

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

As we all know, once you begin creating things you can never again receive inspiration.

[–] TheSilverShroud@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't you dare come for Muse while I'm hyped for a new single coming soon 😭

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How tf is this "coming for Muse"? lol. People are inspired by random things all the time, them making things you don't like because of it is not besmirching what inspired them.

Entirely joking and half hoping to find people who were also hyped for new music, sorry if that didn't come across. Missing the r/muse subreddit but I can't go back to that site. The connection to Twilight/50 Shades doesn't bother me, I don't even mind Neutron Star Collision and that's explicitly for Twilight lol.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

I thought Twilight was Anne Rice fan fic for Mormons.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

So many disasters in only one day

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Crazy to think 9/11 and Twilight were only 4 years apart.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

sir, a second twilight has hit the shelves

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of the darkest moments of 9/11 is when Mark Whalberg missed his flight

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

They left him on Mars?!

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