Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
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That's... too bad? Anyway, I'm making nachos for dinner.

Yeah the plastic surgeons are heart broken. Anyways, what kind of nachos? I like to get the scoops and make little nacho cups.
I'm using Doritos but a scoops is a killer idea. I have to try that.
I've taken to eating sour cream and onion ruffles with spicy bean dip lately. Not exactly nachos, but the flavor profile is pretty nice
Have some tacos, too. 🌮
Always TACO, my friend.
Cornmeal-breaded fried chicken thighs for me
Sounds delicious!
It’s pretty bangin’!

That looks fantastic!
Love the edit with photo. It’s nice to know we can trust something online, even if it’s only that !MagicShel@lemmy.zip actually delivered the nachos.
e: missed a word
Holy crap, recipe?
Recipe for nachos:
Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.
Hot until cheese looks yum.
Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.
Scarf.
Magic Nachos
Prep time: ~15 minutes
- Brown some ground beef
- Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
- Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
- Sprinkle with taco meat
- Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
- Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
- Microwave for 90 seconds.
- Put in face hole.
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You'll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
Yum! This looks so good!
I wish her a very pleasant cease to live.
That’s generous!
I hope it’s not pleasant
Related?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/us/padilla-arrest-noem.html
Senate Democrats Want Noem to Testify After Senator Is Pushed and Handcuffed
Democrats asked the homeland security secretary to testify about Senator Alex Padilla’s removal from a news conference and Trump’s immigration enforcement.
She’s a conservative drama queen. She couldn’t be upstaged like that.
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
Allergic reaction and she is fine. Sadly. https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital
What's she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
Hopefully she's developed an allergy to Botox...
That'll affect her for a looooooong time.
The Constitution.
What triggered the allergy? Was she exposed to ordinary humn decency?
Hazmat teams are on sight due to the silicone leak in her face.
Eh...
Silicone... Botox... Caulk... Whatever... 🤷♂️
I will bet you all $5 in gringo money that she had a split-second moment of clarity about how she is absolutely going to hell when she shuffles off this mortal coil, had a panic attack, and just needs a way to blame immigrants for it once she regained her normal line of corrupt and abhorrent thought.
Shame they don't mention what she is allergic to.
Common decency.
Hopefully for her, she's not treated by doctors and nurses that like dogs.
Hopefully for the rest of us though…
I hope it's gravely serious.
ain't no peanut strong enough
Just trying to keep her away from dogs
They should have left her where they found her
Damn, that's crazy. Hope it was a dog bite lmao
1 Month Later
Welcome to the White House, Secretary Loomer
🤮
She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.
This administration lies about everything so hopefully this is not to be believed.
^bummer^ So I just discovered the VINWiki car channel on the tube, gotta say their stories are pretty good. One was about a dude who bought a smuggler’s truck. Not a bad channel at all.