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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Krispy Kreme Krew... that explains a lot.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well coincidentally I’ll need to take a 15 minute shit around the time when my 15 minute break used to be.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
that's why I shit on company time

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Unionize every workplace

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 days ago

Better check your state laws. Paid breaks plus unpaid lunch are legally required depending on the state

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 days ago

unions are important

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

For feedback, I would just print off the federal labor codes for my country, highlighting specific sections. I'd just hand it to the management verbatim. I wouldn't cherry pick or leave anything out, just emphasize specific passages.

Guess what? That's illegal here.

It would be a thinly veiled threat that I'll ruin their lives if they don't back track immediately... All said without uttering a single syllable.

[–] Cerothen@lemmy.ca 72 points 3 days ago (1 children)

https://www.ufcw.org/start-a-union/

Just bringing it up might get the breaks back. But fighting for better working conditions is always the right choice

Reclaim your workplace from the owners!

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't really understand what's being implied here. Isn't 30 > 15?

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My guess is they probably previously had 1 or 2 15-minute paid breaks, and a 30-minute unpaid lunch break. But now they only get the unpaid break.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Bingo. Lots of states have an optional set of 15 minute breaks that are in my state often referred to as smoking breaks because the Midwest is still in large part stuck in 1910.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The 15 minute breaks were paid.

Now they are only getting the mandatory 30 minute paid break for lunch (which they only have to do if you work over 5 hours in a shift).

They still get the legally mandated 15 minute breaks; they just aren't paid for it.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You get mandatory 30 min paid breaks? For me it's unpaid lol.

Scheduled for 5 hours, no 30 minutes necessary.

Scheduled for 5.5 hours, you get 30 minute unpaid break so you are there for longer but make the same amount of money

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm in California, so I get paid breaks, but unpaid lunch. It still comes out to the same as the employees of the place in the meme, really. 🤷‍♂️

Still getting an hour of time not working; only getting paid for 30 minutes of that time.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, never trust a company replacing C's with K's, especially if it contains alliteration. They will shy away from adding the 3rd K too publicly, but they know what it means.

[–] maximumbird@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I get two 10 min breaks in a 10 hr shift

Fuck America.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] maximumbird@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Legal in my fucking bullshit state. Fucking fuck fuck fuck America.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago

Only illegal if anyone will actually do anything to protect the workers. Otherwise it's just lip service

[–] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When your only option is getting fucked over, and you need to play it safe, destroy them one inch at a time.

Be asymmetrical. Be guerilla. Every single day.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sleep in the cooler. After you huff all the nitrous from the whip cream.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Clean the toilets with bread flour

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 24 points 3 days ago

I think its time to kwit.

[–] rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 days ago

wE cAN't FiNd GOod HeLp!

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago (5 children)

in Germany it is required by law that you have a 30 minute break if you work for 6 or more hours, and that is federal minimum. Turbo-capitalism ruins a society

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 75 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Boycott Krispy Kreme, get healthy.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The donut shops around me are so much better anyway, so even if you don't want to get healthy, there's probably better options.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

'effectively immediately'. Fuckers can't even use correct words.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When does it go into effect?

"Pretty much right now, basically?"

[–] Noved@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If this is to be believed, does it make an employee a "Krispy Kreme Krew?"

[–] modus@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but please abbreviate to save toner.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

"Dear mngt, the kkk wants privileges again"

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Donald Trump and Elon Musk gutted the National Labor Relations Board and (illegally) fired people, including those that were conducting 24 active investigations into Musk's companies. Shit like this is the result of those fascist actions. Boycott Krispy Kreme!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Boycott Krispy Kreme!

easy to do, it's garbage anyway!

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the kind of fucking bullshit that happens when a company goes public. It is no longer about product and productivity; it is about value extraction. The first place it is extracted from is the labor force.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

I'm sure any time a policy like this is enacted, it will not increase productivity over the whole shift.

[–] bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I would interpret this to mean that your 15 minute break is now a 30 minute break.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Standard fare is you get two 15-minute breaks and one 30 minute break. I'm guessing you now only get one 30 minute break which seems like it should be illegal but I'm assuming this is the US, so whatever.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

First eye roll was at ‘Krew’

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 32 points 4 days ago (4 children)

What's the problem with the Krispy Kreme Krew?

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I assume they mean an unpaid 30 minute break but if they live on technicalities you can too

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel this.

At my last job (automotive manufacturing: production) we got a total of an hour of break over the course of our 12hr shifts.

You know what really pissed off the managers? When they found out we were rotating through breaks all day long.
Hahaha. Fuckers.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did you make your numbers? Then mgmt can fuck right off

[–] Emi@ani.social 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you get your job done following safety rules etc. why should number of breaks matter? So yeah.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Management: if they hit the numbers while taking extra breaks, that means we could raise the numbers higher and not have to pay them more?

Also management: We need more temps, our turnover rate is terrible! No one wants to work anymore...

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 days ago

Take it anyway

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