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    Banned words (sopuli.xyz)
    submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
     
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    [–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

    Gyatt! Low key, I Use Arch, By The Way, High key Alpha.

    [–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago

    What the Sigma?

    [–] HouseWolf@pawb.social 33 points 14 hours ago

    My entire school had a banned words list they put on a board near the main door.

    I remember walking in past the board one morning only to get pulled back by a friend, he didn't say anything just stood pointing at the board....They added 'Milf' to the list of banned words.

    [–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 13 hours ago

    miku miku beam

    blasphemy

    [–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 30 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

    Alas, sir knight...

    [–] Zyratoxx@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

    I use Nyarch, by the way. :3

    [–] devilish666@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

    I use LFS btw

    Chicken jockey
    Deez nutz

    [–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago
    [–] hexagonwin 8 points 16 hours ago

    Mikuru beam desu.

    [–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 14 points 19 hours ago

    I manhandle Manjaro.

    I was already gonna make fun of the useless red circle, you didn't need to misplace it lol

    [–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    I don't not use Arch, by the way

    [–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

    Stattdessen nutze ich Bogen.

    [–] boomzilla@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

    Ich nutze Unternehmungs-Betriebssystem, an dem Weg.

    [–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    It says words, not phrases. So you're not allowed to use "I," "use," "by," "the," "way," or "and."

    [–] wieson@feddit.org 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

    Me utilises masonry bow, coincidentally

    [–] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 19 hours ago

    Why use many word when few word do trick.

    [–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

    They really hate "Miku" so they added it twice

    [–] Zabjam@lemm.ee 7 points 19 hours ago

    Wait until you hear about "tung"

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    [–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

    All words starting with N are banned I guess, like I use *ixOS btw

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    [–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 93 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

    Not allowing Miku Miku Beams is reasonable tbh. Firing one of those off can level cities.

    [–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

    Isn't it the one that shoots black holes?

    [–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago

    Looks like they banned how to use image editing software as well.

    [–] 8osm3rka@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    The concept of "banned words" (other than the offensive stuff, of course) in a classroom is so funny to me. There is no way that the person who came up with that wasn't the sourest loser ever.

    [–] JustTesting@lemmy.hogru.ch 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    Plus kids will find a way. Our english teacher didn't want us to say 'shit', but to use 'sugar' instead.

    There was a lot of 'bullsugar' and similar in that class.

    [–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

    I remember that the vice principal of our Christian high school was annoyed with us saying 'gosh darn', and made the mistake of telling us, "If you're going to say 'gosh darn', you might as well say 'god damn', because that's what you really mean, and the Lort knows your heart."

    ... We all just started flat-out saying 'god damn' like we were told.

    [–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

    yeah this just basically "come up with a bunch new things that'll annoy us"

    [–] Vitaly_Chernobyl@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Try teaching middle school. You’ll understand. That being said, teachers mostly do this as a joke.

    [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

    I'm a school bus driver and we're supposed to not allow foul language. It's only a problem on the middle school runs, and it's not really worth the effort on my part to do anything about it. I'm just happy when I can unload all the kids and nothing has been set on fire.

    [–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

    School bus driving--- Mixing truck driving with zoo keeping.........

    Good Luck out there! Keep your sanity! I'm pulling for you!

    School bus drivingβ€” Mixing truck driving with zoo keeping…

    That's a great description - except zoo keepers have bars and glass plates to protect them from the animals.

    [–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

    "What's the matter Lisa? You're usually the first one out of this deathtrap!"

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    [–] beneeney@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    I always assumed (hoped) these were put up as jokes by the teachers. "Dang it Jeremy that's another one for the board!" type of banter.

    [–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

    It often is. Teachers understand those kids need to have something that they can call their own. Every generation does these things with language.

    But I'm sure there are some teachers out there that foolishly try to squash the words.

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    [–] cm0002@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    This must be out of date, there's no big back or turning Ohio or anything. Not even a "ACkShuLly it's GNU...."

    [–] theblips@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago

    Ohio is ancient, nay! Prehistoric compared to tralalero tralala

    [–] dustyData@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

    My friend, sorry to break it to you. But you are the one out of date. Big back and turning Ohio are long gone. Those kids are already on the β€œI'm too cool to like my childhood things anymore” stage.

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