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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 36 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

No no no, you see the the issue they have is that a woman is holding the whip. We only want to be oppressed in patriarchal chattel slavery societies, the way the God of Abraham intended!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 23 points 20 hours ago

That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 32 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Right? My first thought is that there’d be a long line of repressed Republican WASPs, officials and regular people, lined up for this place.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Have me labor under brown women in booty shorts and airforce ones, and I'm sold.

[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Republicans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C51ja-YG27o

(Sadly, I couldn't find it on Peertube or similar)

(Saving you a click, it is part of the parodied Brolly movie (by TFS) about Dah-Di and a Shamoshan slave asking Dah-Di to hit him (or her) harder)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago

I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago
[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 12 points 20 hours ago

Is Zohran's wife way cooler than we thought? It looks like it has the girls from those cool clubs in movies that I have yet to find in real life.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 19 hours ago

I don't want this future!

...I want her to keep me on a leash instead. It's- it's totally different!

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

(This is what Howard Roarke actually believes)

Next you'll be telling me there are active oil wells in downtown Los Angeles.

[–] Buske@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Strange, I swear trumps regime was the one who wants to put half the populous into camps.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

That's 🔥

[–] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I only like being beaten and humiliated by unmasked women.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What about a full nbc suit and 8 inch heels?

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This has to be a joke...right?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Unfortunately right wing people posting obvious femdom art as political propaganda is a time honored American tradition. Sometimes it seems self aware, others you're just praying they're playing a joke straight

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 23 hours ago

Hardly anything I post in this community is serious lol

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

[–] ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 201 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 133 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 143 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

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[–] stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These "people" have a lot of imagination.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's what happens if you let LLMs talk with each other for too long without human intervention.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

LLMs or Republicans. There is not much difference in IQ.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

Had this conversation the other day, turns out AI stands for Average Intelligence. It explains a lot

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

That's what happens if people follow bot accounts for too long believing they are real.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago

So, the opposite of 'draining the swamp'?

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh....a friend..

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[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago

Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 20 points 1 day ago

What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Brb, moving to New York.

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