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[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 82 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally, a 3rd Right-wing party

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Truthfully, the second one got them some powerful presidencies. If the democrats cared about politics they should create parties too.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh great another party for billionaires, just what I asked for!

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think we should do entryism into it

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck it, why not? Let's do some clown shit before the world fully burns down.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

very well funded and run by the dumbest people you can imagine. "Yes sir, I'll canvas that neighborhood!" - immediately go home to smoke weed and eat takeout paid for by the "campaign"

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

Back on CTH there were people posting about doing this for Bloomberg.

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 weeks ago

I saw a hilarious video on TikTok with a man wearing a Cuomo shirt where he admitted he supported Mamdani but that Cuomo was paying him $200/day to wear the shirt.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

From Wikipedia:

The America Party is the founding and ruling party of the Commonwealth of American Workers' Republics, a position it has held since the Second American Revolution of 2032. Though created by Elon Musk in 2025, the party was taken over by the Left Faction, and was reorganized as a vanguard party.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Elon in exile on Mars: "The America Party is now nothing but a removed Billionaires Party! It claims to represent the jetski dealerships and the franchisees, tech moguls and oligarchs, but really, it serves the filthy proletariat. Every week I see further evidence of wealth trickling down, enriching the parasitic ruling classes - baristas, journalists and the like - subsidizing useless eaters, in other words! They will never achieve global capitalism and must be opposed by any means necessary!"

dies from icepick to the mars-dome

[–] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's exactly like the crashout Bloomberg 2020 campaign where lmayo Bloomberg paid $1 billion to pretend he had friends for a summer and ratfuck the opposition to uphold capital interests. Bloomberg is still paying out lawsuits to unpaid staff.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bloomberg is still paying out lawsuits to unpaid staff.

But wait I thought he was a "real" billionaire unlike Tdrumpft

Why is he shirking his payouts just like that dang cheeto!?

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the secret to becoming a real billionaire - never pay anyone for anything.

[–] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Defrauding labourers of their wages

Categorized under;

Sins that cry to Heaven for Vengeance

Broomberg right now kobeni-sweat

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago

You can't make this shit up. Literally refounding the Know Nothings.

The American Party, known as the Native American Party before 1855[a] and colloquially referred to as the Know Nothings, or the Know Nothing Party, was an Old Stock nativist political movement in the United States in the 1850s. Members of the movement were required to say "I know nothing" whenever they were asked about its specifics by outsiders, providing the group with its colloquial name.[

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Damn, I what happened the last time a rich guy in Tech tried making a 3rd party.

Ah well, nevertheless.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

18.9% popular vote

0 electoral votes

amerikkka-clap

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Calling it now. The 2028 candidates:

American Party: Peter Thiel
Republican Party: JD Vance
Democratic Party: David Duke
Progressive Party: AOC

(The Democrats will want to go with a political centrist who can appeal to can appeal to conservatives and has a track record appealing to members of both parties. That's why they nominate Duke.)

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

It arguably helped Bill clinch the win over Bush sr. He was considered a sure win to the point that SNL had a skit about being the Dem unfortunate enough to go against him.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Andrew WK announces plan to 'Make America party!'

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

timmy-pray

Edit: not sure if you've heard that Andrew WK Gundam cover album, but it's pretty fun.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

I have and love it

[–] Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

idk man the celebrity cult stuff seems really effective in current American politics, I don't think it's necessarily a Bloomberg or Perot situation

It will definitely split the right though so that's good

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, split the repube vote

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk, I was surprised how many CHUD accounts took Elons side after their breakup. It may be more like 1000:10

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

im giving it two weeks before a "democrats against waste and fraud" super PAC pops up. democrats love nothing more than snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

This gives the Dems more power to do nothing.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

Split the right. Split the right. Split the right. Split the right. lets-fucking-go

[–] Mousy@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

c'mon you really couldn't think of a better name?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 56 points 3 weeks ago

We should be surprised that it wasn't the X party

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

The Country over, party!

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

the COP.. this tracks

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The American Independent Party already exists lmao surprised Grok didn’t tell him that when he consulted it about creating a third pary.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

Has he ever had an idea that didn't already exist though

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago
[–] nothx@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Will be really funny watching them split the votes.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't picture that happening, but I do think it would be really funny watching Elon melt down struggling to comprehend how his results were inexplicably exactly as bad as was suggested by all the staffers he fired for telling him that.

The more realistic outcome is that this is a groundbreaking and truly innovative new political party powered by superdogecoin which will revolutionize oh whoops we can't campaign anymore all the money we raised just disappeared when the price dropped jeez completely unforeseeable but very sad for the future of America.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Will it? Idk, we'll see.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

wowo nobody's ever thought of doing this before musk

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

i don't ask for much

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna do a bit and start the AmeriKKKa Party. Our mascot will be a burger.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Afrikaaner party

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

If he does this for a while at least you probably will be able to get hourly jobs where you talk to really dumb people. Should be great.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

The Musk farce to the Perot tragedy

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