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[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I’ve been told that uranium tastes just like lemon drops.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Saw this table already here.

In no circumstances you should lick Bohr. Go lick Lead instead - it's much safer

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I have to admit that I absolutely love how licking sodium or chloride individually is very bad for you, but when you put them together, you can lick, eat, and even swim in it all day with minimal ill health effects.

Science. 💙

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you eat salt all day its going to have some quite serious health effects. Traces of it are tasty but that is about the limit.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Drinking seawater will kill someone quite fast...

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

Can't wait for bionic kidneys to be an option that allow drinking sea water

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sodium reacts violently in water
Chlorine was used in mustard gas
Sodium chloride : I make the soup too salty (yuckyCat.jpg)

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 13 points 1 week ago

“minimal”

Tell that to my dad’s high blood pressure

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's never occurred to me that I can lick neon

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Just ask Rocky to make you some neononite. If they can make xenonite, I don't see why they couldn't do neonite.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you lick a gas? Licking liquid neon is very unwise.

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[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Licking most of the transuranium elements would entale sticking your tongue in a particle collider. Which I think is a fun Friday night 🤪

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

That’s what she said.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Collider? I barely know her!

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Some of those in the actinoid [sic] series are gonna be really difficult to lick simply because of how unbelievably short their half-life is, or those such as mendelevium, that require you to either have access to (and in other cases even have your head inside of) a linear particle collider.

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

You know, I'm surprised by how much green is on here. I would have expected much more red and purple.

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