In that burrow on the side of the road, idiot
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Shit, did you say Clintonville? I'm at Clintondale. >_<
I dropped the baked Beanis and I'm too embarrassed to come now
just scoop it back up, nothing wrong with floor beanis
We're at the volunteer arson department for the Hexbear mud wrestling contest you dummy, check the calendar
Goddamn it I knew it was Harrisville. I'll be there in like half an hour.
📍Arsons
Apparently it was a place to buy firewood lol
I drove all the way from Butler where I was for the anniversary of our big wet boy's ear piercing. Were you guys the motorcycle squad at the Sheetz in Harrisville?
You're in the wrong place, we're actually here
I can't believe I flew into the wrong Pittsburg and am staying in the wrong Franklin
sorry i got called in to communism today
I brought one million beers
ooooh who's ready to splice that gas line so we can suck up some baloons of the rhydo
Even fire departments sell ad space in america?
Actual fire departments, no. A lot of VFDs if you're not in a wildfire area are basically just social clubs for retired firefighters. They're also raffling off stuff to fund it right now lmao https://www.clintonvillevfd.com/tip-boards.
The town is 400 people and the VFD is like 8 guys, most of who seem to be related.
Hillary killed me for being too based and now I am a ghost, goodbye~