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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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MAKE IT STOP

MAKE IT STOP

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[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

The manmade horrors beyond your comprehension will continue until moral improves.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Ultrathor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I went out, got some sun and laid down under a tree for a while yesterday. It didn't make the world better, but at least I had a little distraction for the afternoon. Don't forget sunscreen like I did.

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago

It's dark... So, so dark...

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what was the right comm then

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

this was the right comm, but it's badposting so "wrong comm" is a compliment

Wherever it hurts, I'll make this booboo stop.

spoilerthey-were-comrades

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago
[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

you 'n' me pal... you n me...

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Me everyday

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago

im ok now i just shat my doodoo ass and my tummy no longer omega ouch

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago

update: i'm okay now i farted whaa that was a good fard my stummy no longer hurt