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[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is the funny thing here the absurdity of the whole thing? Genuinely asking.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If I recall the guy who makes these lives in California and will actually leave flyers like these in random areas.

For our health.

[–] yimby@lemmy.ca 21 points 7 months ago
[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please crosspost this to the rpgmemes comm they’d love this

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Go for it! I stole this anyway.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Thanks! Done

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

Object Class: Keter

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I even saw two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice but he’s afraid to show them to anyone.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 7 months ago

OMG, Did you see Brian's hat? He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

yeah i do too but almost all of my mysterious discount dice man encounters have ended well so don't let Death Blight prejudice you

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Good to know, stocking up on boluses now

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 7 months ago

#notalldicemen

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 8 points 7 months ago

Too late, I wanted the dice and his price was good

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Okay but do I still get dice after the smoke? I'm willing to take the hit for a discount.

Idk, depends on the discount. Are we talking like 25%+, or like a "skip the taxes" type deal?

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Which JoJo villain is this

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's just the smoke monster from Lost. It's just trying to live a normal life outside of Hollywood. It's only nefarious if you were nefarious in another life... or whatever the plot was on Lost.

[–] ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Was there a plot? I'm pretty sure they said they were just making it all up as they went along. Thats why the story was so disjointed at the end.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

they were just making it all up as they went along

Yes.

the story was so disjointed at the end

Yes.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The popular explanation was it was purgatory. And the finale church scene was their "made it to heaven". But, yeah, I remember them saying "nothing's set in stone". That's JJ Abram thing -- storyline optional.

[–] ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 7 months ago

Yes but in the beginning in the podcast the purgatory theory already came up and they were like "noooo that's not what we're doing".

And yes I don't like Abrams stuff much for that reason. At least he's got the right name, his work is really like a main battle tank, it's all about the explosions and brute force, not finesse.