this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
536 points (98.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

33495 readers
3713 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 40 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago (3 children)

To be eaten in moderation as trans fats can be harmful to heart health.

[–] dirtydocmark@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Extra trans on my fats please.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not the boss of me.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Something something "have you seen the finger?" Something something

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 6 points 1 day ago

When I see this type of humor, I must say I’m pride of you

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ahhhh this is what the boys mean when they talk about cranking their hog!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

men are trash, we talk about the obvious. What else are you meant to do, NOT crank your hawg?

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

how would 15^(25/lb) work?

(Also, why is pound's symbol lb and not something like pd?)

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its 15.25/lb, and you know it.

LB stands for Libra Pondo. Its a latin relic from the Roman empire meaning pound by weight.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did not know the second part. TIL

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

In general, if there's an abbreviation that doesn't make sense given the English word, Latin being involved is a good guess.

Like the elements on the periodic table that have symbols completely different from their name, like Au, Ag, Pb, Sn, K are all from the Latin name for those elements.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Huh, now I'm wondering why I never wondered where the abbreviation came from.

I've never seen pd in my life. Wtf are you talking about

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[–] ExtremeDullard 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, it's quite queer indeed.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

my reading comprehension is an anvil

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

In that you read like someone who is hammered?

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 1 day ago

I suck at English so no worries, it might be just me

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No quail either

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

The ol' sausage twist

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I can get behind this agenda

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Finally, a sequel to Meatspin. After 45 purchases, you are officially garlic!

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why don't they mention what kind of meat it has as well

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's probably pork and you know it.

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

cranks hog furiously AROOOOOO!! HELL YEAH, BROTHER!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

The Q is the quince jelly you serve it with, natch.

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Hand cranked? That sounds like a me sausage

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's some expensive fuckin' sausage

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Of course. The surgery isn't free, you know...

[–] Guru_Meditation_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

... just an earth-bound misfit, I

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

That's way to high for sausage