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Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Gotta be quick though, they promote random customers into unpaid managers known as "mods" and 90% of the time they start power tripping within 5 minutes.
Also, most of the paid employees are based out of Eglin Air Force Base which is a really long commute to China every day, so they're all really grumpy.
This will get buried but, as a Redditor, can confirm. This. Literally this. I’ll probably get downvoted for this, but I was today’s years old when I learned that this made me spit my drink. Oh my sweet summer child, adulting is hard. Tell me you’re at the cringe store without telling me you’re at the cringe store. I came here to say this. Obligatory sexy time. Bold of you to assume I FTFY.
EDIT: THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!!
I also choose this person's cringe.
To the top with you!
MAKE IT STOP! 
you just won the internet
redditor here. this. so much this. this is so much win and much wholesome. LOL very wow. good day to you kind stranger, you are a gentleman and a scholar. anne frankly i did nazi that coming.
Unpopular opinion time
Damn, our 
doesn't even have a fedora. Steal me one of those statues for emoting
Yeah could I get one euphoric quote?
In this moment I am eurythmic
Hey that's what sweet dreams are made of
Could I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
Pick me up some narwhaled bacon, and a side of 'mlady, thank you kind sir!
One updoot plz, you are a gentleman and a scholar
uhhh can I get an epic bacon burger and the narwhal shake? Oh shit I forgot my fedora code for the discount, can I use yours?
It is very funny that the little thing is wearing a fedora
Fun fact, if you try and view reddit on a VPN, that's the image that comes with the message blocking your access.
yeah let me get a uhhh logical fallacy
yeah, can you pick me up some paralyzing fear of the future wrapped up as enlightened and condescending centrism? They got tons of it.
Yeah can I get, uhhhhhh, one obviously made up Am I The Asshole post?
Half the contents in there look like perfumes?
I don't think they know what reddit is and are just doing a copyright infringement (based)
Or the perfumes all smell like either musty basement or sweaty basement-dweller
Or:
>Meet one (1) redditor
>Decide that person and their ilk are in desperate need of perfume
Please tell me this is an ai generated image.
I hate that smug snoo so much. every time I'm looking up something and I check a Reddit thread about it that fucker blocks me until I change my VPN exit like 7 times.
Nah, China has a lot of stores where they take a brand that exists in the west to use it to sell something that may or may not relate to the brand whatsoever.
In 2017, I went to a shop in a new-ish mall that was called "Porsche", the logo was the Porsche logo, the walls had pictures of different Porsche from throughout the years, the counter had a model of some model of Porsche 911 (looked 90's, not quite modern).
They sold handbags, wallets, gloves, scarves, sunglasses, belts, jackets and also co-incidentally perfumes.
this looks like the shibuya sky tower in Japan.. so many little crap stores in that building
what i’m hearing is that this is place, japan 
it could be.. but maybe not.. i dunno.. but I find it more likely Japan than China because China wouldn't be caught dead going on reddit
I used to work with a guy who was such a Redditor stereotype that one time he couldn't find his car keys, and when he finally did, I commented, "it's always the last place you look," and he tried to "WULL ACKSHUALLY" at me. I insisted that he finished that sentence, because I was genuinely curious where in the fuck this pseudo-intellectual debatelord self-indulgence trip could possibly be headed, but he quickly changed the subject.
I thought I'd erased that memory, but this post brought it back. Thanks a lot.
I cut someone off a month ago because I realized he was Brian from Family Guy with a high karma reddit account.
Just fucking insufferable.
calling bullshit. you don't just "cut off" someone with a high karma reddit account. you need to show them respect and if you were in public i'm 100% certain anyone standing around wouldn't have put up with you disrespecting him like that.
someone plz bacon the narwhile after 12am
get me the narhaj
And now I want a sparkly Blahaj with a unicorn horn, don't even know why I want to snuggle that but I do.
Attack helicopter
I'll take a 6 pack of "EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
Hello Kitty with a fedora. 
It's the reddit mascot with a fedora, which is official artwork since the new reddit UI was implemented.
You encounter it if you try and view Reddit on a VPN, I saw it quite often when I click a link to 
here while I was in China
Yeah I knew it was the reddit mascot, but I didn't know they made the fedora on it official. With the now almost universal negative connotations most people have with fedoras, it almost seems like they're telling on themselves by officially putting it on Snoo. Really leaning into the cringe.
They just haven't updated it since like 2017
fedoras were turbocringe almost a decade before that
Can you get your hands on methlaymine?
This store smells like the inside of a latex dog mask that somebody breathed into after eating a bunch of dorito brand tortilla chips.
I'll come with, they just called to say they're running out of me.
yeah get me a swift whack on the head so I can forget this exists
Could I get the cute bear pics, please? Or do we have enough of those here, what with our bear theme?