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where are they

Edit: it’s a joke video I think

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me, a 43 year old man, saw my small child having fun with a toy that doesn't have hentai boobies.

I went inside my bedroom, closed the door, and cried for two hours over the broken state of the world.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

In the lego isle at target waiting for a family to walk by so I can blast them with the latest news from reddit on the lego boob situation (I've been kicked out of 6 target stores).

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

The west has fallen

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

where do you dig up these nobodies

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

She Lego of her boobs, what can I say

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

probably no viginia either...

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Almost heaven

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

They're on your sister's Barbies you fuckin imbecile it's called a crossover. You want some Legos and titties? There you go. You want to see GI Joe team up against Optimus Prime, 2 WWE wrestlers, and an entire bag of army men? You can do that too.

Goddamn its like these people talking about toys aren't children or something...

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

I can't believe this. Heterosexuality is on the VERGE of COLLAPSE and you ask why Lego need boobs?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Two raised circles would allow you to attach more Lego bricks. think-about-it

[–] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You would think that Legos don't need boobs, but did you know that most lady minifigs actually do have little boob curves drawn on them?

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

They also like to draw curvy waists onto the regular lego torso.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

same reason they need ears

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

The Lego boob situation is CRAZY!

[–] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 9 months ago

Even if it's a joke video, Poe's Law says someone will take it seriously.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Nothing has ever been more true wrt these bs Fandom outrage than just saying "fucking tourists" and move on.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Lego went woke back in the 90s!

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago