If he was in the IDF he would've achieved the rank of Lt. Colonel, damn shame he was in the u.s army at such a young age.
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I know Americans always say "Imagine a Hamburger" when trying to describe literally anything (and invented the word "nothingburger" for what isn't covered by "literally anything"), but only know did I find out that a "Hamburger" is, in fact, a nazi child soldier.
How the fuck did this stick figure poindexter already serve a tour in some US regiment before the age of 16?
Why was he 13 yo
The Ham Demon claimed his vessel at a young age
Edit: I'm legit cackling like a bafoon, thank you for this.
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Except you actually feel bad for Bernie in War In The Pocket.
Lt. Christina Mackenzie best ~~grill~~ girl
Easily my favorite gundam series that I've seen so far
Yeah one of the best entries in the UC Gundam timeline.
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Get grilled lol
Also, "TrackANaziMerc" is a great name for a telegram channel
Dude, this is def a JROTC pic lolwtf?! That's a 14 year old!
It is an old pic
Still young as hell though
Oof? So it was an old photo of someone ded earlier? Fuck...
lmao stfu having the last name Hamburger in America is on the level of having the last name Christ. who are these people?
Lab grown meat! 
Thomas Hamburger
beyond parody