I think Data meticulously covers the page with glue like a printer but then it's stuck to his hand for the rest of the episode
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Right technique for Riker, but no way he'd end up covering more than half the page.
Data would spend all episode trying to find the optimal pattern using increasingly convoluted methods until someone, probably Guinan, tells him it's a Z.
picard would be too up his own ass to use a glue stick at all
Picard commands someone else to deploy the glue stick
I’m disappointed there’s no gif of a tesseract with Q’s picture next to it.
no one is eating the glue stick
What do you think this is, Voyager?
Bortus eats the gluestick.
A square is clearly the proper way to use a glue stick
Well, if the paper is large enough, you need something in the middle, too. That's why the square and X is the best pattern.
Lwaxana makes mr hohm glue the paper for her. Or gets picard to do it.
No one does the Z pattern on TNG?
That we know of.
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