If they can't handle you at your 3 hours of sleep they don't deserve you at your 4.5 hours of sleep
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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corgi, you are intelligent, considerate, interesting, and you have a mokawk and a cute dog. youre a catch. you got this. own it! eat food, dont throw up on your date been there done that.
Aw shucks thank you! I'm just trying to keep from shaking rn
if you can splash your face with cold water it will shock your nervous system, if thats not an option and you need to distract yourself perhaps write a poem in your head, thats what I do. regardless you're gonna be great, you got this, just be your corgi self and ask questions.
I've got my retroid and I'm playing tekken 6 while I wait
nice!
retroid
cool points
Homie I put a 512gb card in it (3+ model) and it's fuciing mostly full already
CHARGING SICKO BEAM. SENDING ENERGY
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Corgi! take my energy! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
I GOT IT I CAUGHT IT
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Good luck, may you never miss a land drop. 
My head cannon is that you are actually a super intelligent corgi typing on a laptop, and you have someone coming to take you out to the dog park. I will not be convinced otherwise
it certainly explains the shaking
Comrades, send me your energy!
shares what communist energy I can muster
Very happy for you getting a date with a like-minded person. Please, get some rest when you can, though.
Shit was fantastic, working on crashing now
Happy to hear it! Best of luck with the new person in your life 
Things are being taken slowly, so we'll see how this goes!
I told her that not smooching me is the 12th type of liberalism, and I got a kiss at the end of the night. Not joking here. I fucking said that.
Wisdom of the Corgi on you comrade.
Give us some updates!
I GOT THE SMOOCH AND WE TALKED ABOUT CHINA AND THE USSR AND THEYRE GONNA MEET ME IN THE MORNING TO DO MUTUAL AID WORK
Hell yeaaah 
Thank you!
I'm running on a similar amount of sleep and somehow made it through my whole workday you got this
HELL YEAHHH
honey you gotta sleep more than that :(
This is 1000000% not normal for me. Just kinda happened. BUT! everthing went fucking swimmingly, so I'm gonna crash now and see this comrade in the morning for food distro
me too gn
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Have some more good vibes. You’ll do great!!
Happy date!!!
Comrade Corgi, GOING IN HOT! 
nOOOOOO IM DYING THE CORGI IS STEALING MY LIFE FORCE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I eepy
powerful energy heading your way
Currently radicalizing my gf atm, she's already very left so honestly I just have to help her get a better understanding of our economic system and it's failings. She seems happy to listen to my rants atleast and asks questions so I think I'm getting somewhere
Hell yeah
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
best of luck. Good vibes your way
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