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[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can it be the same woman 3 times? Love you mom.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 3 months ago

She's really great!

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

It will be Sleep-Turkish, so in termd of real-life skills it's basically the same as Sleep-Albanian

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 months ago

I do this every month. I speak over 12,000 forms of Turkish in my sleep.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I don’t have a twin can I check that one off or do I need to pick someone at random and adopt them as my twin? Also is it 100% absorption or are there parts I can omit, or is it okay to absorb small portions, say, bodily fluids? I have specific reasons for these questions.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can pick some else's twin. 100% absorption, the necronomicon is clear on this.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay follow up question…

All at once?

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You have 3 work days to complete the absorption.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This clearly states I have 30 days

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

That is for the Turkish, sleep learning takes some time

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

​🇾​​🇺​​🇵​

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's actually a trick, if you don't respond "Yup" in Turkish, you fail, because you shouldn't need to have been told to learn Turkish.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 11 points 3 months ago
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 10 points 3 months ago
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago
[–] i_ben_fine@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

YUP, EZ, PZ

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago
[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nope, too challenging, gonna go cry at my flu shot appointment.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Yup yup yup yup, yup yup yup yup

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The DuPont method

[–] Trarmp@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago
[–] kingblaaak@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

had me in the first half

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Karl@literature.cafe 2 points 3 months ago
  • Find a new source of income

New?

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

4pm?? During the cpbl playoffs? Unlikely.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago
[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Crap, I already took a flu shot 2 weeks ago and they won't let me take another :(

[–] orwellianlocksmith@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yup, but in Turkish

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Hide it inside other words!
Puppy Yuppers!