this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LMAO

Two things: of course this is our there, and I just happened to open this when my absolute plastic-crack addicted transformer manic 4 year old came up to me. 'oooooo! What's THAT?! That looks cuuuoool!'

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

I sense Oxcartimus Prime in that child's future.

[–] lemonwood@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Did you just make that?! Because it is on point for this post.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the secret hidden word might be "fuck". Did I get it right?

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Self censorship is the dumbest trend I've ever seen on the internet and that's saying a lot

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm going to start holding tea parties. Only trans women invited.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Trans former men, assemble!

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Normal ass dude here. Do it. I've held a tea party before for my friends. Had a big ol' kettle, we made our tea and sat around listening to music and catching up. Everyone brought little finger sandwiches or treats.

[–] TypFaffke@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

It's the floppy disk icon of child's play

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

I've seen artwork of Soundwave as a player piano.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Well, we've got Soundwave

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Dolls should be having wine parties instead

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd watch the shit out of pride and prejudice

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Meant to same Prime and Prejudice.