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Tell us best (as in worst) leftist dad jokes (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
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Here's a few from me:

What's a policeman's least favorite vehicle? - A cab!

What's is the biggest problem with Israel? - That it is real!

What did Margaret Thatcher say to a socialist? -Nothing, because she's dead!

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[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why do communists only drink herbal tea?

:lenin-laugh:Because proper tea is theft

Why do communists only create music when working collective farms?

:dont-laugh:Because they know proletariat produces the best beats!

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this one is a visual

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How does Lenin start a race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

At the most inopportune moments chime in with "Well, it's as Maggy Thatcher [replace as fitting] would say: OH GOD IT'S SO HOT DOWN HERE, JESUS CHRIST I'M BURNING, THE DEVIL IS STICKING ME WITH HIS FORK"

Important to either really commit to the second bit or give it the most disaffected tone possible, doesn't work otherwise

[–] CannotSleep420@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Why do patsocs hate progressive web apps?

answer

Because they need service workers to function.

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

whats the diffrence beetween God and a Liberal ?

spoilergod can not change the past

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What do you say to an Irish Egyptologist?

Up the Ra!

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

What's the most popular rom-com in Cuba?

High Fidel-ity

[–] MoneyIsTheDeepState@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Two-state solution? I don't know, that sounds like a lot of Palestines but we can give it a try

[–] Krause@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You know what's the problem with Communists? -They have no class!

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Why do middle managers hold grudges?

Because they belong to the petty bourgeoisie.

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

:doggo-matapacos: What the dog doing? :comrade-doggo:

Reading Karl Barx. :barx:

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Why did the USSR take so long to declare war on the Nazis?

They were Stalin for time.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Hi Trotsky, I'm icepick!