

badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Master Dee's nuts
DOLORES'S TREE FRUITS
lmao gottem
Hell yeah rekt
Car registration, 400 dollerydoos for six months 
Love how much you gotta pay for the privilege of using a car (which you have to also pay for to own and keep functional)
Me. I came in your mail

Did the package also come with the all-in-one All Against White Genocide In South Africa agitprop kit?
A package of nuts for your roommate Deandra

Dee's drupes
Dee's kernels, seeds, pits, stones, or legumes, depending on the botanical definition.

Thats nuts.
Holy shit i just now noticed this was a 'Deez nuts' post.
I can't believe 2016 Presidential candidate Deez Nuts came to you by mail
A master debater
Please include the age and gender of Dee and all the nuts so I have proper context for this post