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[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One time my dog threw up and my other dog ate it, threw up and ate it again. He’s not smart.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“As a dog returns to his own vomit, So a fool repeats his folly.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭26‬:‭11‬

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Lol yeah I even gave you the reference in my post.

[–] clubb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

So it's not even a modern problem, huh

[–] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It’s incredible to think they don’t mind given that people say how good dog’s sense of smell (and taste?) is.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

Maybe we're the ones really missing out.

[–] mrchuckles@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

i’ll be the fun fact guy: they have incredible senses of smell but way less taste buds than us hoomans so that correlates into “does it have a STRONK ODOR? ok i eat dat” so it’s almost like flavor isn’t part of the equation with dogs (or at least obviously not the first priority.)

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s probably more complicated than that. They eat cat turds because of high nitrates, which are actually fairly nutritious for dogs

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Kitty Rocca!!

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

In my house, the other cat ate it. They can be just as stupid

[–] 00Sixty7@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nature's dumbest, most disgusting and loveable vacuum cleaner.

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago

You forgot most annoying!

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sometimes it's just dry heaving

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only way to be certain is to walk around barefoot in the dark...if it exists, you'll find it...

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

You need to add that you should not do this if you have kids that use Legos otherwise your comment may be considered a human rights violation.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 19 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, you'll find it when you step in it

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

You don't find it. It finds you.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Back when I had two cats this was never a problem because one cat would always eat the other cat's puke. Now that only my little girl is left, it's usually one of my socks that finds it now.

Random irrelevant fun fact about my cats: my boy cat weighed 18 pounds and my girl cat weighs 6, and I always saw huge poops and tiny poops in their litter box and naturally assumed that my big boy was responsible for the big poop. But after he died I was left with just the huge poops in the box. Quite a surprise.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I sometimes have very vivid auditory hallucinations when I go to sleep so that wouldn't be surprising.

Like I sometimes hear music, which doesn't exist and I can understand the lyrics. It actually is there. Or sometimes I think someone is talking, but nobody is there, even though I could understand the conversation.

[–] evanuggetpi@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, the hypnagogic state. I find myself staring at complex 3D patterns, when I become aware and focus on them they slowly fade out.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I occasionally get sleep paralysis, don't actually bother me. I get the most boring hallucinations, but cat throwing up one is the worst. Never quite sure if it was real or not.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The dog found it. EDIT: Darn it lol someone beat me to it.

[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Probably the dog ate it

[–] sneezymrmilo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

My God this happened to me just the other day. Except when I went to look for it I walked out of my room into the hall and immediately stepped in it 🙃

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hork hork hork hork hork

...check on bed then check under the bed...

[–] Arfman@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah I've found the little house of hairball horror under the guest bed...

[–] beccaboben@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I too join in the under-the-bed club. So hard to clean, why not any of the many hard floors?!

[–] kaput@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago

It was in my shoe, the right one. Masterfully puked into the shoe, not a drop anywhere but in it. Cat puked Bacon fat is a great lubricant...

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It's never a dream. Trust me. ITS NEVER A DREAM.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We have 3 cats. I definitely feel this one.

My first concern is that they aren't vomiting on the bed, but that does happen (very rarely, fortunately).

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Why is it always on something that is either extremely difficult to clean or something that's just excessively inconvenient?

[–] nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do they puke often? Mine does maybe 4 times a week and I've been wondering if I should worry :/

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Four per week seems like it might be a lot for one cat.

Every cat is going to do it now and then - if nothing else, they get fur in their throats and have to cough that up.

But I had a cat that had food allergies and inflammatory bowel disease (that cat has passed away, but now we have another cat that also developed IBD...sigh). That cat did a lot of throwing up. We have three cats now, and I'm cleaning up fewer messes than he generated alone. I miss him a ton, but I don't miss cleaning up the messes.

But, my suggestion is that you note what's in the vomit - are you seeing fur? Undigested food? Digested food? Or just bile? And note the frequency. And then talk to your vet.

[–] nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you for sharing your experience, I'll definitely keep an eye on this and count the undigested food that it rejects.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

for mine its maybe one per few weeks and she has very long fur so that seems like a lot, you should talk to a vet about it

[–] nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you, I'll keep an eye on this!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I never have to worry about not finding it. My foot has a knack for finding cat barf.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You'll find it in a week or two.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

They didnt actually throw up this time. It was trauma induced auditory hallucinations.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sometimes it's just clear liquid and it dried.

[–] Cihta@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I know this all too well. Grain-free food seems to really help.

Sometimes Fluffy urps in the corner. Fluffy knows better than that.

Cats are fun I like them

the joke: the cat left