GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
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See? It's not just shirts that go hard.
That's a good one, but later into the arrest, Dozsa asked the cops if they were "waiting to receive his limp penis". 😂
Yeah, I was just going for the cheap joke - as is my usual MO.
I see you know your judo well!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest
What a read that was.
The book also revealed that in the 1980s Karlson would "indulge his Nazi fetish", and that on at least one occasion he threw a party at his home to celebrate Hitler's birthday.
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Please find the video. It'll change your life.
Oh I watched that first. If you read he was acting that way so they would send him to a mental health facility where it would be easier to escape.
Shirt of that lady in the background was so outrageous that they had to remove the back of it.
I really like her shirt, but feel like you'd need to wear some kind of ungodly stick-on bra with it.
It kind of looks like she didn't see the need, but it might depend on your sense of modesty.
Same. They pull that outfit off so well, I really love it.
I got this ad on YouTube yesterday
I'd never seen the video before. It was one of the greatest things I've ever watched. I can't believe it's real.
Glad to have enlightened you! It's one of my favorites :)
Thank you dear sir. I was developing sympathies until i got to the part with the Nazi fetish... Being a meme for you eloquence doesn't make you a good person I guess
A certain German politician was also known for his eloquence 😬
Fucking Gerhard Schroder.
Okay, I had no idea this was a real thing. I just assumed all this time that it was a really famous quote from some sitcom or something.
Off topic, but what kind of festival setup is that? Two stages side by side?
Relatively common, one's playing a set while the other is being set up for the next set.
This was a festival called "good things" this was photo was taken at the Melbourne show a couple days ago.
But yeah as the other person said. It improves efficiency. You can basically have 1 area (2 stages) where the live music never stops because bands play alternate stages. They setup one stage while the other stage has someone playing and alternate all day.
This has been standard for as long as I've been going to festivals.
This was stages 3 and 4. Stages 1 and 2 had the same layout
Standard is a stretch.
I can't recall a single festival I've been to that didnt do this, and I go to a lot
Wow. That was... Quite a read. I have to... Go... Do stuff now.... I feel like I just acquired a brain worm from reading that.
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RIP you absolute legend
A member of the Australian post-punk band EXEK played a gig in Berlin once wearing a “Succulent Chinese Meal” cap
TIL the word "stentorian"
This will never get old! The Aussies are always great with ridiculous moments. They must have gotten it from their British and Irish ancestors.
This man touched my penis
That shirt appears to be from the Chinese restaurant he attempted an eat-and-run, or perhaps some other restaurant attempting to cash in.
Is that good things festival