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This is corn smut, a culinary valuable type of fungus. It starts life like a yeast sporidia by budding daughter cells until it finds a genetically suitable mating partner. Once it becomes dikaryotic it starts to form the fungal hypha and infects a single kernel forming what you see as a gall.

While deletirious, and often considered a blight by farmers, the immature galls can be sold for many times more than the corn if it had not been infected. They are called huitlacoche when being used as culinary, and are described as tasting sweet and savory with earthy tones.

When infecting the kernel, the corn tries to protect itself using a reactive oxygen species, that in turn is countered by the fungus's YAP1 gene that protects it from oxidative stress. Genetic research into M. Maydis has actually worked tangible results in our ongoing fight against breast cancer!

M. Maydis is a basidiomycota or "club type" fungus, which is to say it belongs to the same order as the classic mushrooms you're used to seeing such as fly aminita/agaric which is the inspiration for the Super Mario power up mushroom.

This fungus is also considered a model species as in it's sporidia phase is capable of accepting gene modification.

M. Maydis is also capable of synthesizing the essential amino acid lysine, which we need but cannot produce ourselves.

So, you see, not all corn infecting funguses are bad. Some are actually really cool, and have funny names like "smut".

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 126 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

HELL YEA THIS IS THE CORNOGRAPGHY I SUBSCRIBED FOR

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

That fungus is such a smut.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

It all here...

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh fuck yeah I just creamed my corn reading this smut

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Take that, you smut!

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

I thought we were gonna talk about PornHub's greatest day. Instead I got science'd all over my face.

NSFW

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

WHY IS CORNHUB PREMIUM BUTTER?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

WHO IS CORNHUB PREMIUM BUTTER?

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I went to pornhub thinking they were doing a weird corn thing.

They weren't. It's just normal boring porn and not super cool corn.

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[–] webp@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought we were gonna see real corn sex. Ugh.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently duckduckgo has cleaned up their filter since the last time I searched for corn smut... at work. Now you have to scroll a ways down until the porn hits. I still recommend looking up cuitlacoche instead.

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[–] marighost@piefed.social 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please tag your NSFW posts.

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sorry I'm late, but this comment hits harder than most considering corn=grass& grass=wheat.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought we were posting corn to return to actual shitposts, this one is too informative and interesting.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Since corn is a critical crop in many regions its one of the most studied species on the planet. Even a post about shitty corn is interesting.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've wanted to try this for so long but I don't live in corn country 😔

Fun fact though, Huitlacoche is a semi-indigenous American (this form of the word developed after colonization and it technically spanish) word originating from the Nahuan branch of the Uto-Aztecan language family.

Here's the full etymologyIn Mexico, corn smut is known as huitlacoche, sometimes spelled cuitlacoche. This word entered Spanish in Mexico from Classical Nahuatl, though the Nahuatl words from which huitlacoche is derived are debated. In modern Nahuatl, the word for huitlacoche is cuitlacochin, and some sources deem cuitlacochi to be the classical form.

Some sources wrongly give the etymology as coming from the Nahuatl words cuitlatl ("excrement" or "rear-end", actually meaning "excrescence") and cochtli ("sleeping", from cochi "to sleep"), thus giving a combined mis-meaning of "sleeping/hibernating excrement", but actually meaning "sleeping excrescence", referring to the fact that the fungus grows between the kernels of corn and impedes them from developing, thus they remain "sleeping".

A second group of sources deem the word to mean "raven's excrement." These sources appear to be combining the word cuitlacoche for "thrasher" with cuitla, meaning "excrement," actually meaning "excrescence". However, the avian meaning of cuitlacoche derives from the Nahuatl word "song" cuīcatl, from the verb "to sing" cuīca. This root then clashes with this reconstruction's second claim that the segment cuitla- comes from cuitla ("excrement").

One source derives the meaning as "corn excrescence," using cuītla again and "corn" tlaōlli. This requires the linguistically unlikely evolution of tlaōlli "corn" into tlacoche.

In Peru, it is known as chumo or pacho.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Neither do I but a bodega down the street actually had the canned cuitlahoche. You're not missing much honestly. I would love to try it fresh at some point though.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm honestly just weird about fungus and have an immense desire to try as many edible (and sometimes not so edible lol) fungi as I can. This one specifically pains me because I deeply love the history of indigenous American cultures.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

An ex got me a pink oyster log for Valentine's last year, it started pinning a few weeks ago and I've been on a pink oyster binge ever since. Too bad this species isn't a woody guy, so you could transport it easily.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My parents had this maple tree between our and our neighbors houses since before I was born but at some point during my teenage years it started to rot. I don't know when it began or what caused it but I watched the maple tree I used to climb and who's leaves I used to play in every fall develop a crevasse in its truck that got larger every year. Eventually it began to lean and discussion regarding its removal began. It was around that time though that my affinity for fungus began to develop (started growing them in my closet lol) and I noticed pearl oysters fruiting from that crevasse. Anyway I convinced them to keep a portion of its trunk and every time it fruits is a feast! The tree lives on in my stomach as well as my heart. There's a hole in the ground where it used to be that also grows reishi which is pretty cool

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

That is wholesome as fuck! Thanks for the heart warming story on this cold overcast morning.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huitlacoche is delicious. A nice "tostada de hongos y huitlacoche" (mushrooms and huitlacoche) is so good.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

You get enough fun guys together, and it's a party

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is not the kind of corn smut I cum here for!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

El cuitlaccoche! Just this past summer I had blue corn tortillas wrapped around cheese and cuitlacoche, with a subtle tomato-based sauce on top, and let me tell ya, this was an umami paradise, like Mexico's answer to the French savory crepe, but they are not fighting for supremacy, they inhabit neighboring culinary kingdoms and share similarities, but they unmistakably inhabit different lands.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love fungi and I'm usually an adventurous eater but something about this image really rubs me the wrong way. Cool facts though. I'm glad it exists, just not sure I'd try it.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think there's something about the parasitic nature of it, taking over an otherwise healthy ear of corn. We tend to think of our edible fungi as growing out of the dirt like a plant, or a fallen tree, or at worst sort of calmy sitting on top of whatever it is using for its own food. THe fact that this has invaded kernels makes them very bad corn kernels and triggers something instinctive. Corn smut is one of those "the first person to try this was in a bad spot" kind of foods.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes that's exactly it. At the end of the day it's pathologically deformed corn. It feels a little like the thought of eating cancerous tissue even though it's not quite the same. I do enjoy similarly treated food items like blue cheese though so it's probably just a matter of getting used to it.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nsfw? Perverts. What kind of a mod community just let's this hit front page?

/s

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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I could read a novel written by that fucker.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nice job talking about corn smut and leaving out the only part we all came for (or will soon):

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] The_v@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It doesn't just grow on the ears either. It often grows on the stalk or tassel.

Wait a bit until that little fella matures and then produces spores. It will be about 4x the size in those pictures. Bumping into them covers you in dark black spores that sticks around on your clothing.

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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Came to cornhub for dirty corn, was not disappointed.

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How much is a kilo of smut?

Can you grow it intentionally?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

About 2.2 pounds,

and yes but it is an obligate parasite. So far we have been able to culture the monokaryotic early yeast like sporidia, but have been unsuccessful at growing any of the hypha producing dikaryotic version in the lab.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Obligate parasites. Yeah I read the news.

Lol, man, I wanted to know the "street" price of a kilo (2.2 lbs).

So far we have been able to culture the monokaryotic early yeast like sporidia, but have been unsuccessful at growing any of the hypha producing dikaryotic version in the lab.

What they taste like? Don't say chicken.

Edit: Also, are you a mycochemigeneticist.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Lol, I know what you were after but this is shitposting and I couldn't help butt fuck with you a little. And sadly no, my undergrad is in biology but I am more environmentally focused. I'm just your typical autistic idiot who hyper focuses on one thing for a few weeks. A few years ago that things was cultivating edible mushrooms. And to answer your question about price, they are very difficult to get ahold of fresh or dried so your only option is in brine in a can or jar. I just picked up this jar from the Bodega down the block from me for $10.

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[–] The_v@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It tastes like a corny mushroom. Do not try them from a jar. Those taste more like a slimy snot rag.

It's an obligate parasite that enters the corn plant via tiny wounds when it's the plant is small. The most common source of wounding is insect damage or wind. Sandy soil + wind creates the highest incidence. Once you find some hotspots it's easy to find.

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for teaching us. Keep going with the hardcore biology.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But does it make ya trip balls?

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Always use a condom, kids!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago
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