I hope this is corny enough for y’all
This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other
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Like persephone playing a saxophone.
Penelope rhymes with antelope!
Just like Zeus and Odysseus!
Or Socrates and Testicles!
One of the more memorable lines from "Whoes Line Is It Anyway", for me as least, was when one of them said, "How's it hanging, Tes-ti-cles?"
With Odysseus being to Zeus as Wario is to Mario
Pretty sure that's the point
Or both!
Chistotle on Arispotle?
I thought that was part of the joke
What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)
Yeah, everyone knows the correct pronunciation is Chip-ōl-tay
Like not even close mispronounce.
Well, there isn't an 'é' at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.
I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode
Hahaha I had the same thing when John Oliver made a joke about it
Aristotle on the Chipotle?
Marble bust with a burrito lust?
Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?
I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don't. And I can't.
it's aristotle (pronounced aristotle)
Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.
I believe it's actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle
'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle'
By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
No way in hell I'm pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle
You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay?
A-rizz-totely or no dice
I get it now!
Hint: its not an emperor
You can tell by the beard.
So-crates!
No he's over at Wendy's
Or Applebees
That's where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.
No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts
Santa in a burrito!
Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad
Ceaser?
Chip-pot-el
Aristoteles on Chipotle?
clint eastwood on fast food?
chipotle on my plat-o