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[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

if you smoke in a hotel room they can't sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first. but just washing the sheets and whatever else doesn't require anything special.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Having to clean every single ceiling tile surely has to count as extra work

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And separating the pages of the bible.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Already handled my man. How do you think I rolled the spliffs?

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

The thought of a sticky Bible.... Vomits

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Oh come on now, they don't really have to do that until stalactites start forming

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they don’t gotta air out the room for 24 hours after you came you gotta up your game

[–] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hoooly we have a reddit immigrant over here.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Everyone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean if you jizz into the outlet you might get charged
⚡⚡⚡💦🍆👊😩

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The maid might feel differently however.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How much does the maid charge for being jizzed on

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.

Easy mistake to make.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

You have to ask what they charge before you cum in them not after. Rookie mistake. I'm a veteran of cumming on maids and that's rule #1.

True fact: if you pay them enough they'll even let you shum on them.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I asked and found out what "turn down service" means.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wanna start a youtube channel about going to different hotels and scanning the rooms with a black light

[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There’s already a channel for that.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oversaturation never stopped anyone before. Maybe.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Channel name: BodyFluidHunter

Title of first video: Oversaturation

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

And I can start a channel where I go to different hotels and um... Provide you with new content!

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are all these stains?

Blood, urine, or semen.

Oh god, I hope it's urine.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ah god. Channel name should be "MichaelAndDwight'sHotelAdventures"

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

That's why you should always jizz on your ciggies first.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You're telling me I can smoke on the casino floor, and the room across from me can have an ABDL party, complete with soiled nappies, but I can't hit my vape in the bathroom with the vent on? Make it make sense!

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Dang you hang out at some fun hotels.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Someone puked in a hotelroom and had to pay the cleaning fees (i think smoking was 50 and the puking ~100 if there were no additional costs)
I guess that smoking just has a standardised price and everything else depends

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Afaik they have special machines for smoke who need to run some time.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago

They're called ozone generators. Handy machines for getting smells out of stuff but not anything you can be in the room while it runs

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Also useful for buying and flipping smokers’ used cars, if you’re also fine with doing some detailing.

if you smoke in a hotel room they can't sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Interesting that it's that low, the hotels I went to in japan were all above 10k jpy (~600€) for cleaning fee if you smoke in the room. It makes sense though with how persistent smoke smell can be.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So it's free to ejaculate on the walls? Hot damn!

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I dont think so
If its visible it gets noticed
And then its at least workers cost + coloring

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

You don't smell it tho

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Don’t give them any ideas.