I wonder if they will be able to reproduce
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This is where I got the joke from lol
I was today years old when I realized that your username actually isn't "booploot"
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Just chroot and reinstall libvirginity.
libvirginity has a sev9 vulnerability due to its dependency on the unpatched version of libpatriarchy.
time to switch to nixOS so you can perpetually tell whomever wants to have sex with you that you'll be over just after you finish this config...
Closed as unable to replicate
He shouldnβt have reproduced, he should have forked it.
This made me laugh out loud, thank you.
Reinstall autism and youβll be covered until the next update breaks something.
RTFM!
For those that don't understand the acronym:
Resist The Fucking. Masturbate!
CLOSED: not a bug
CLOSED: Couldn't reproduce.
Vandalism ain't cool.
It's fake. There aren't actually enough bug reports to get to that number
Sometimes it's good enough to be saved forever. E.g: WP:BJAODN
What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?
You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.
There's a grub flag for that
I can confirm, happened to me.
You got scammed. That one is expired.
I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.
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Sorry, this had to be tested in production. Tell us more details and we will see if we can find a fix.
Occam's Razor: My guy banged his computer.
For the future people, who will be curious what is actually under that number: https://github.com/archlinux/archinstall/issues/4269
It doesn't exist. As of 8 hours ago, there are 4001 issues on that repo
That's why I say "for future people".
That Link is broken. Heres the working link
Voyager's link preview to the rescue
You were never in any real danger.
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This is why you hover over links before clicking on them... I recognize it...
XcQ
don't click you!
XcQ, link stays blue.
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Instructions to replicate this bug????
Try Nix. She's into the weird stuff.
What's so good about Nix? Genuine question.
Glad you asked! To start, the module system is really powerful, especially coupled with the flexibility of the nix language itself. It takes work to wrap your brain around everything but once you do it becomes such a cool ecosystem. If Arch is like using Lego blocks to configure your system, NixOS is like using a 3D printer. You have to learn about the store, function libraries, etc. It can be complicated and messy. But you can do some pretty cool things with it!
What's the repo situation like? Does it have all or most of the packages you'd want?
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Hope they find it, those are expensive to replace.
The easy fix is to geht fucked im your ass, if ur a guy. Because the getting fucked counters the fucking. Just remember to allways do the same ammount, otherwise it wont work.
You know a lot Abt this, don't you? Mewoowowowowow
Maybe...
It's only gay if your ratio drops below 0.67
It's a Unix derivative. To get the fundamental software thing working, someone has likely had hot gay sex. To get the modern software going, someone has had hot transgender sex, hawt furry yiff, and autistic sexual intercourses. ...What I'm getting at, sex won't make Arch unbootable. Guess you just personally fucked up somewhere.
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I want to make an alt account on whatever git Omarchy is on, to file the bug report:
I was nice to an immigrant, now Omarchy is refusing to boot with the following error message:
User is a libcuck, here's an anecdote about a heinious crime commited by a Muslim, now you need to pretend this is what 95% of all Muslims are.
4269
The two answers to everything
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