Fucking Microsoft and changing the 365 portal again.

Or

Fucking Microsoft and changing the name of a service offering again

These fucking clowns just can't maintain their documentation properly.

(There ya go, my line of work is only one of probably a zillion this'll fit)

“Ugh, who coiled up this cord?”

Covers any field with cords.

Sand, sand, and sand some more. When you think you are done sanding, sand some more.

Garbage in is garbage out

"It's always DNS."

"Is that logo vector?"

I'm looking for a dry red with some organic minerality, something that would go well with the dry-aged steak. Do you have any Carménère, by chance?

Just talk about kubernetes, container registeries, CAC and you can have a 100k+ job.

Can you believe what unity just did?

I love it when I get to grab firm jugs with both hands

(Bouldering)

One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor, carry the two, changing its atomic isotope into a radioactive spider. Fuck you science!

Always grease your stern gland, it'll save your life one day

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

"Please do the needful"

After a certain point, DOM diffing just hurts performance. And I really just don’t see the point in a virtual DOM in 2023.

Isn't IBM documentation the worst?

Tried to lace a hyzer flip through the gap, but turned it over... would have ended up in the shul but caught a good kick and landed in the circle!

Make sure you flash your piece in the gloryhole before cracking it off of the punty.

Nice try ChatGPT!

Go stand by the Gaylord.

(It's not what it sounds like) Https://airseacontainers.com/blog/what-is-a-gaylord-box/

Electrical engineering: "Did you remember to add bypass caps?"

A level 0 master scheduled part is a form of blow-through part that forecasts at a high level among products of a similar design and can be disaggregated to level 1 and netted against actual demands to yield supply proposals within the planning time fence.

It's not just about the p-value being more than 95%, the power also needs to be above 80% and we need to have run for at least a business cycle.

Controller wanted 180 knots until 4 miles final. Sent him a resounding „unable“ back. Not my fault if he can’t manage his separations.

MEP engineer: "Architects are as useful as a fart in a fistfight."

The conduit run should be a 45-degree elbow and come from the power trench, one two-inch. Tie the static pole to ground with a pigtail. You’ve run A-phase into B-phase before the switch, so straighten them out so A runs to A and B runs to B. C is good.

I should open up a stop to get more shadow detail.

Pebkac

"Who fucking closed?"

Sugammadex is a real game changer. It won't be long until it's the standard of care. Totally the best thing since propofol.