hell NO !!
I don't want that shit-hole to become a part of the nordics!!! No connection what so ever!
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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As an American, I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone.
...maybe Russia.
The Central Pangean Mountains shall bind us forever
Pls?
I'll learn danish, even the numbers...come on man.
Here I was thinking this meme was proposing dividing the US into two different countries. Which also works pretty well.
So one could live in Springfield, American Overseas Territories, Kingdom of Denmark.
Sounds grandiloquent.
And once again DK colonizes a place full of ICE
If America becomes a Danish territory and they don't call it Vinland I will be very disappointed
spoiler
yes I know Vinland was actually in modern-day Canada
Why would Demark want a land of fat dumb people. Have you been to Denmark?
KamelΓ₯sΓ₯!
Alternative proposal: European reset
Alternative alternative proposal: reconstiution of precolonial ownership and power structures.
Yea, we are already living in a cyberpunk dystopia, would like to at least live in a cool one with cybernetics, orcs and elves
The Tir Tairngire timeline is heavily inspired by Israel's creation. Russian troops are nicknamed orcs in eastern Europe, and cybernetics are there, complete with companies led by nazi billionaires. Drug-addicted mercenaries use drones and hackers in various war zones that you never heard about unless you connect to the sites runners use. Meanwhile, your cyber girlfriend is actually a slave bought by Myanmar mafia to scam people
The year is 2026, you know where your meatbody is, but not sure who it belongs to anymore.
Well now Iβm just sad -
New California flag:
Honestly beautiful
Remove the text and you have a wallpaper ngl
Iβm also okay with Mexico and Canada each annexing about half the US to stop this insanity.
Problem is if you add too many crazy people to a sane country the crazies just take over everything. So this would have to happen gradually.
Easy: send them all to Florida.
Pf, not Washington, but British Columbia would obviously be part of Cascadia.
As long as they give the natives back more land and control in this country, I'll gladly accept if this were to happen. Hell, I'd even try my best to learn Danish.
Edit:
I'd also be more than fine if Hawaii was given back to the native Hawaiians as well. As in they start off by basically having an actual functioning 1 country 2 systems set up for a while until they're ready to decouple from us.
There is now way in hell Denmark would want to take any kind of responsibility for Kentucky.
Kentucky is beautiful.
The people in it though...
Dankmark
I think the idea is they'd improve everyone's lot.
If it means universal healthcare, I'm all for it.
It makes sense since the states are next to it.
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