So proud of them!
Standing really is the hardest one to master so they have my support 100%.
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For sure. Sometimes I walk down the street and realise people can see me walk and it fucks up my whole stride
Figures only the woman is normal in this pic
Rubio is still taking smiling lessons 
Fascists ain't got standing drip 
lol, Vance saw all those red-line/green-line memes and demands that everyone around him pretend there is a gravity well near him. That or maybe those shoes are oversized enough to actually produce one 
you can clearly see what hand they wank with (except the woman, whoever she is). vance is, amazingly, ambimasturbadexterous. he has however taken standing lessons from trump, the source of all standing.
That is the foreign minister of Greenland Vivian Motzfeldt. She is uniquely for Greenland from a farming family and spent a year studying in the US, and this was assumed would result in closer relation with the US which could in turn be used as leverage for negotiations with Denmark and the US. lmao
This is officially by Danish legal reckoning her negotiation, with Lars there as intermediary. Obviously this legal fiction has been made a mockery of by the US demanding Greenland directly from Denmark.
vance is, amazingly, ambimasturbadexterous
couches are a hands-free experience, after all
Is it the curled one?
They put stickers on the floor so everyone would know where to stand (very important for successful standing!)
Most of them even managed to stand almost where the sticker said they should. They are so good at this!
Awww little stickers like for a school performance! That's so cute!
Vance looks like a kid putting on his dad's clothes
Perfect title
If you tune a brain scanner every single one was singing the lyrics to “head shoulders knees and toes” as they shambled into frame
LMAO the hand and arm edit is so subtle but it makes it feel so much more weird.
What the hell is thar orb?
UFO
It's a palantir
Lol I thought that was Machado and was gonna joke about how they picked the whitest Venezuelan of all time to give the prize to but apparently it's some dane
She's the Greenlandic foreign minister.
lol is this from those terrible pics a while back or is this new