To a non-extradite country too lol
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
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I robbed a bank full of dinero
A great big mountain of dough
So it was goodbye companero
And cheerio
I couldn't stay and face the music
So many reasons why
I won't be sending postcards
From Paraguay, from Paraguay, from Paraguay
--Mark Knopfler
Dude I watched this for the first time two days ago, this is so crazy to be seeing this image suddenly.
Dude was probably on the plane back to Ecuador just repeating "There's no fucking way they're this damn stupid is there?" to himself the whole time.
Everyone else getting deported probably wondering why tf this one guy is in such a good mood
😂
While the victims reported more than $100 million in losses, Brink’s said the stolen items were worth less than $10 million.
When life gives you ~~lemons~~ theft, commit insurance fraud! I say fuck the rich "victims"...
https://apnews.com/article/brinks-jewelry-heist-ice-deportation-687c0197eda0ee6c8bfd1fb7f5987f35
I think it was said the fraud is actually in the other direction. Jewelry is regularly undervalued to reduce the cost of insuring it.
Brandy Swanson, the director of the San Mateo jewelry show, previously said the jewelers robbed of their gems had lost more than $100 million in the theft. Vendors claimed the figure was as high as $150 million.
Swanson noted it was her experience that jewelry owners tend to underestimate their pricey inventory when it comes to insurance, to keep costs low.
“That’s where the discrepancy comes in,” she said.
https://nypost.com/2022/08/13/brinks-doubts-gems-were-150m-in-jewel-heist-lawsuit/
Regardless, I think jewelry and precious gems are a racket. Also, fuck the rich.
I don't think that's fraud. If you insure an object for $100, then you get $100 if it pays out. That the object was actually worth a trillion dollars is neither here nor there
Not really fraud when it comes to insurance which is what my wording most implied. Good point.
I was thinking that it might be considered fraud when amounts were reported to Brink but I admit I know nothing about transportation/security type things. If Brink is just insuring it and the security is just to protect what is insured maybe it doesn't matter. I know I'd be pissed if I was told I'd been transporting a much higher value target than I was paid to transport, and on a regular basis. $150 million is way more dangerous to transport than $8 mil.
Certainly, there are a bunch of other people who might legitimately need to know what they're dealing with
In addition to all of the above thread, there's also two ways to "value" jewelry. A) How much you could get someone to pay you for the item if you sold it, and B) How much it would cost to replace it with something identical or equivalent. Usually B is waaaaaay more expensive than A, unless it's common Walmart jewelry counter grade stuff. And even then, B is merely waaay more expensive than A.
There’s also C) How much the individual components of the jewellery are worth if disassembled/smelted down - i.e. the spot price of any gems or metals used in the piece of jewellery’s construction. This is usually the lowest form of valuation as it doesn’t take into account the labour/expertise of construction and has an associated smelting cost to extract the raw components.
All 'value' is bunk.
Back in the day, there was a place where you could trade a pound of salt for a pound of gold.
Both were worthless where they were found.
Per Marx, value is a social construct, but it's not "bunk" because it is directly tied to the labor necessary to produce something.
Jewelry is not under valued, what fuck you smoking? My best friend run a Jewelry wholesaler business that shit is mark up 1000% especially diamonds.
Personally, I think "pretty" things kept artificially scarce and heavily marketed to the point that there is a social obligation to purchase them for certain occasions are worthless. I have no idea why you are trying to pick a fight about this stupid shit.
Under capitalism, the economic system in which this "heist" took place, things are worth what you can sell them for. That's the capitalist definition of value. If you mark them up 1000% and people will still buy them then you can say they are worth 1000%.
Is there details to this? This is hilarious.
Jewel heist? Is this a GTA mission?
Well they said they would deport criminals, broken clock. Think of the savings they just made by not having a lengthy trial.
Reporting the stolen jewelry and gemstones at 10x the value lost is fraud. Are the "victims" going to be deported too?
He could've just paid Trump for a pardon
Why? This was much cheaper.
He probably has to bribe himself out of an El Salvador prison or wherever they decide to deport him to
In fact, I think they offer to pay people that self deport...
The regime of chaos.
Assuming this is satire? With an account name like that...
It's being reported by a lot of major outlets:
https://apnews.com/article/brinks-jewelry-heist-ice-deportation-687c0197eda0ee6c8bfd1fb7f5987f35
Ah, thanks for the source!
The US is in serious need of some reconfiguration
Nope, it’s true, they deported him to his childhood country of Ecuador that has no extradition treaty with the U.S.
Thanks for the source!
Satire is dead