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Peter Thiel's visit to the Institute of France, a learned society in the heart of Paris, was kept secret until the very last moment. There, behind closed doors, he was due to speak at a meeting of members of the Academy of Moral and Political Sciences, a working group intended to discuss "the future of democracy." The group, chaired by former minister Hervé Gaymard, has previously interviewed 25 figures, all French, mainly legal scholars, political scientists and historians.

Even Xavier Darcos, chancellor of the Institute of France, who oversees all five of its academies, was only informed of Thiel's invitation at the last minute. The invitation has caused a stir within the institution, not only because Thiel, the American billionaire who co-founded the online payment system PayPal and Palantir Technologies, a data analytics giant that works for many governments, is one of the biggest investors in the American tech sector. Rather, it is Thiel's political ideas, which openly contest democracy, that make his presence at the academy event decidedly provocative.

According to an outline of his speech sent to the academy, of which Le Monde obtained a copy in French, Thiel intended to introduce himself as "a moderate Orthodox Christian and a humble classical liberal, with one seemingly minor deviation from classical liberal orthodoxy: I worry about the Antichrist."

Through Thiel, however, the academy is about to encounter a far more radical worldview. The Antichrist, a figure he has given sometimes-cryptic talks on, drawing from both the Book of Daniel in the Bible and the writings of 16th-century English philosopher Francis Bacon, does not, according to him, refer to the rise of artificial intelligence or the proliferation of imperialist leaders. Thiel claims that today's Antichrist is anyone who expresses alarm about climate change, stokes fears of nuclear war or seeks to regulate the use of screens and social media platforms, all in order to promote the emergence of a "world government" – something libertarians, who are hostile to all forms of state regulation, dread above all.

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[–] shani66@ani.social 4 points 4 hours ago

Not only does he show a total disconnect with reality, he's also even more ignorant of Christian theology than most Christians. An impressive feat! The prophecies of the antichrist are quite clear; it's almost certainly Donald Trump. Yes the evil religion adores him, but it calls out specific Trump-isms as a sign of the antichrist, like his beef with Mexico or his hats.

You really can't have "learned society" and "Peter Thiel speaks" in the same article.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 hours ago

Peter Thiel is the anti-Christ.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 6 hours ago

Choke on anything and die

[–] idealism_nearby@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Deciding that the best solution to encroaching government power is more capitalist corruption of existing state institutions, and investing in Palantir, a tool that literally assists governments in controlling their populaces via soft power, is absolutely demented.

The solution to all of these problems is more democracy, not less. Create an actual system that puts power in the hands of the people, because this ain't it, and it never was.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 14 hours ago

I hope someone slaps a 3 days old baguette to his face.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 21 points 19 hours ago

This egotistical motherfucker just can't seem to shut the fuck up and stop talking about himself.

[–] a_person@piefed.social 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

South park was right (s28e01)

"Peter Thiel knows about the antichrist"

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 6 hours ago

It was based on his history. He gave long lectures about the Antichrist before SP.

Behind The Bastards does more investigation into this

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago

We all know that people who are poor and homeless are at much greater risk of mental health issues such as schizophrenia, I really wouldn't be surprised if the same applies when you have too much money and become paranoid about various issues correlated to how you accumulated your wealth.

[–] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unbelievable that this nutjob and his coked out partner have managed to obtain lucrative government contracts across the West

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Funny how mandatory drug tests don't include the C-suite.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I mean if a presidential candidate pitched drug testing CEOs contracted to the defense industey I'd vote for them because it would mean either A) these fucks would have to do this shit sober, B) they get fired, or C) drugs would be legalized.

Though its very likely most of them have prescriptions or whatever as well which is just another thing single payer health insurance would solve.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Does that mean we'll get film of his insane rants?

His brain seems to have turned into pudding since Luigi Mangione allegedly killed that CEO.

[–] Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hoping that the French "Luigi" him while he's there.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

In france its a "Robespierre" and they have a special device for it.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

He’s trying to create a new christianity where the rich are seen as holy. Thats all this is.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I mean to be fair that's what all the billionaires are doing:

Musks wants a white nazi jesus who forces women to carry children at gunpoint, break up striking workers and lower taxes while giving musk subsidies.

Theil thinks the antichrist should be anyone opposed to his investment portfolio.

And the Mercers think Jesus was warning us about the dangers of caring for our neighbors.

Trump of course thinks Epstein is jesus and will return to earth soon to rapture all the pedophiles to pedophile heaven.

[–] Gsus4@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But they've had that since Reagan. Now they just seem to be more foolish about it.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, IDK. Our rich are all kids that grew up within the oligarchy. They didn’t have to try as hard. They’re all drooling fucking morons that think they’re geniuses because everything always goes their way because they’ve always had money.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They realise that being rich when it all collapses won't save them. They need to be reversed so people don't eat them.

It won't work.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

Of course it wont. It’s the dumbest plan I’ve ever seen to avoid murder from revolution. It makes “let them eat cake” seem smart.

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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey France you still have those guillotines around? Can you do the world a favor?

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 points 7 hours ago

Le soluti-hon hon hon!

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

The hero we need right now…

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

This is fucking awesome

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 11 points 22 hours ago

Well, well. Peter Thiel should just talk about himself. He knows exactly what the anti-Christ is about from a first hand perspective.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago

France was home to many great philosophers. I'd expect the French to tar and feather this Imbecile for all his useless pseudo religious word salad.

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Thiel claims that today's Antichrist is anyone who expresses alarm about climate change, stokes fears of nuclear war or seeks to regulate the use of screens and social media platforms, all in order to promote the emergence of a "world government" – something libertarians, who are hostile to all forms of state regulation, dread above all.

Raised in apartheid-era South Africa, the venture capitalist seems to have clung to the idea that certain categories of people are meant to rule over others. He is an elitist who advocates for an oligarchic system, one in which governance is ensured by a select few, preferably wealthy male entrepreneurs, and who exalts progress, technology and the supremacy of the individual. Monarchy is the best form of government, he argues in his essay Zero to One.

Why didn't I think about that, world government is only bad unless Thiel is in charge

[–] Gsus4@programming.dev 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Great, another Apartheid-nostalgic loser...but it fits in with the rest of the dipshits

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 12 hours ago

This system does indeed seem to have bred alot of twats, Elon's father included

[–] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml 5 points 20 hours ago

Why? I'm not doing anything!!!

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago

That tracks. The occult was really popular last time Nazis we're fucking everything up.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This man should look in the mirror…

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[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

My man, YOU helped get him elected.

[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

"a moderate Orthodox Christian and a humble classical liberal, with one seemingly minor deviation from classical liberal orthodoxy: I worry about the Antichrist."

It's disturbing that he considers himself "moderate"

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Turns out he cray

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 23 hours ago

The fact that he talks about the Anti-Christ a lot concerns me on several levels.

[–] Ascendor@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

Peter Thiel will talk about himself?

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He should know as one. The guy is literally using the label to hide the suppression of social rights and issues behind the veil of "respect my religious right to expression", all the while enabling global surveillance for the worst offenders. Can't get any more antichrist than that, although it's hard to tell with the current number of contenders we have.

[–] alexc@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

He’s doing an autobiographical lecture…?

[–] Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Victorian England, attending public lectures of quack scientists was a popular pastime.

But it doesn't seem that he was invited to France to be laughed at.

[–] Gsus4@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's just strange that these guys have all this money and still have a need to LARP pseudoacademic bullshit. It's similar to putin's pseudohistorical views too. Meanwhile, real academics can't find a stable job, because these dipshits keep lobbying funding away from academic institutions.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago

The billionaires class really did fuck the the planet and tell us it was our fault, hey.

Cunts like Thiel, Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg really need to be sent back to their maker for recalibration. And spread their wealth out once theyre gone.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Fucking dickhead.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

I hope he gets domed

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago

And this is the fucking idiot who thinks he's smart enough to run the world.

This is barely above pretending you're an expert on deep sea submersibles.

[–] 7rokhym@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

"Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV" -Ani DiFranco, Musician

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