the way some people of developed countries get fucked up about somebody messing with their god given right to coffee... you'd think it was opium.
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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It's an addictive stimulant people self-med with because it's easily available and minimally intrusive, same story as nicotine more or less. Anything one is dependent on to function one is necessarily defensive over, because the alternative is withdrawal and a return to whatever problems you were trying to alleviate in the first place.
It is a fear of mine that coffee probably does have some negative effects on humans, maybe in the doses we consume or the way it is produced, that we just...do not know about currently but will one day be looked on by future generations similar to leaded gasoline or asbestos.
Given the way caffeine has been consumed and studied for so long and all we've picked up on is that in people who are sensitive to it who also have underlying heart problems it might exacerbate them in very large doses, and a bunch of correlation to a list of things that are all comorbidities with ADHD, something for which caffeine is usually intuitively self-medicated even in the absence of someone realizing they have it, I feel like we'd have found something if there was anything.
There was that one time they addicted an entire country to opium to protect their tea trade.
Coffee, tea, not so different.
What do you think treatlerism meant, halloween kostuems?
And coffee prices risen in whole world non #beanwatch
hai i rly lik ur possts bt u r sayng sum shit u cnt bak down frm
Brunch will be RUINED! 
Libs only care about their individual freedom to enjoy a reasonably priced brunch with bottomless mimosas
You merely adapted to the KKKringe, she was born KKKringe
This take doesn't even make sense. You dress up as something you're NOT for Halloween, so wouldn't she be saying people SHOULDN'T vote?
to show that you Pokémon goed to the booth
i would be pretty scared if all my friends suddenly turned into shitlibs
As a moderate leftist Dem voter I really think our imperialist ambitions in South America should be more fruit and coffee focused.
Fruit and Coffee Wars
~~Banana Wars~~
Your morning cup
This affectation just feels insulting. I already completely hate her, but this is pushing me to consider that I might not hate her enough.
Funny, coffee has become much cheaper for me quite recently. Just stop paying? Just take it? And take some extra bags you can give to your comrades who aren't privileged enough to be overlooked by security?
"But I dont want to be a rebel fighter," they moaned. "I only wanted to be a leader when it meant living off of corporate donations and making half baked appearances."
they can't eat their cake if it costs so much.
-Marie Antoinette
uhhhh if they like their cake, they can eat it.
-Baringle Obimgle
Coffee is expensive globally, mostly due to unfortunate climate in Brazil the past few years. I’m sure some of it is due to tariffs if you live in America. But it’s very misleading to ignore the issues in the market.
Chuds tell me it's 100% Lula's fault and nothing to do with bad climate, lmao
What's this?
Klob is known to throw staplers in anger, she is an infamous asshole to her staff
How do you people even know this lmao
I was on hexbear (or maybe it was the old sub?) when it happened and people were clowning on her 
If it wasn't in the news in the country I live in I probably wouldn't have known about it
when your real constituency is starbucks
*konstituenky
*starbukks
Sorry. I'm trying to amuse myself with silly stuff so I don't smash my head into my desk.
Sorry. I’m trying to amuse myself with silly stuff so I don’t smash my head into my desk.
Mood.
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brazil could do something hilarious here.
Klobuchar Standard English let's goooo