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A man who worked an AI watchdog reveals how OpenAI representatives suddenly showed up at his door step, demanding documents.

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

he was being subpoenaed.

Oh. Please don’t reward this clickbait with your attention.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They also assassinated the employee that leaked the fact OpenAI violated copyrights.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This is far more of a story than the fact that they subpoenaed someone.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 0 points 2 days ago

Literally a singular step from full blown Nizari Isma'ili.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is this the 'freedom' I keep hearing about that America has and other countries don't?

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

There's nothing new or unique about the subpoena process. UK, Canada and Australia also allow the compulsory production of documents for legal proceedings.

[–] ChaosInstructor@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

exactly this...freedom for me, not thee.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you understand what it means to be subpoenaed? Under the authority of a court, you can be ordered to produce documents or appear yourself, and this order must be delivered in person to be considered complete. There are penalties for not complying so they have to make absolutely sure you received the order.

This headline makes it sound like they’re stalking him. You could claim frivolous litigation if you want, but this has absolutely nothing to do with freedom.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 2 days ago

this has absolutely nothing to do with freedom.

I have often said: the courts have absolutely nothing to do with justice, at least not the kind of justice people think they do.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Article wants you to think hired goons shows up with baseball bats or something. Issuing subpoenas for legal proceedings is a standard legal process and they're often required to be hand delivered to ensure receipt.

People have raised concern about decreasing transparency at OpenAI and that merits attention. But this article describes a standard legal practice.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes the old using legal processes to quash critics. Nothing to see here, just standard legal practice.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you can argue that the action was baseless harassment, then do so. Frivolous lawsuits have their own penalties. But you can’t argue with the subpoena process on its face.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 1 points 2 days ago

Subpoena + publicity = uninsurable. And when you work for a low-profit endeavor, your "damages" are limited to the money you might have made were you insurable, at least that's how the courts measure it and the lawyers decide to take the case or not. OpenAI would probably gladly lose a case and pay whatever income The Midas Project lost as a result of OpenAI's actions - profit isn't the point of The Midas Project, reporting what is happening in the industry is, and that mission has been effectively thwarted with the uninsurable status.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Odd, I just kinda did do that. The process here is very clearly being used to try put a cooling effect on criticism, and the anti-SLAP rules only work if someone can afford to pay for litigation (another example of a flawed system).

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You didn’t argue it at all, you just asserted it, and now you’re just asserting the motivation.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 0 points 2 days ago

Yes, and to expand on my argument may I point out my functioning eyes.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

“It’s a bit scary to know that the most valuable private company in the world has your address and has shown up and has questions for you,”

That's how "service of process" works. "Process server" is an entire career for people who figure out how to deliver legal documents to people personally.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 12 points 3 days ago

I would simply show them my nutsack

[–] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Uh, yeah.
Bullshit.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

my door is always locked fuck heads.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 7 points 3 days ago

Send them my way, I love having more reason to criticize the world's largest Ponzi Scheme.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So the corporate enforcers do house calls now?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 days ago

Always have.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A "solicitors will be shot on site" sign oughta do.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Go ahead and shoot someone delivering a subpoena, see how that goes.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who said anything about shooting someone?

I said the sign oughta do.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago

It won't, the sign is meaningless in that case. And delivering a subpoena isn't solicitation.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You are weirdly committed to defending the the giant evil corporation.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

You being opposed to an "evil corporation" doesn't mean you get to lie, fucking deal with it.