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"George Slopadopolus" is a good one though, I'll give him that

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

back when i used to be a jerk and troll people online, this is the sort of response i would call a "jackpot"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Wrong I only diddled kids at Trump Tower, never Little St. James trump-feed

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's a clear threat from the President, wonder if Noah will cave and give a weepy apology like that loser Kimmel

[–] regul@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Afaik he's not on TV anymore. There's nothing for him to be fired from.

An 'apology' that just repeatedly mentions Trump and Epstein Island in the same sentence over and over would be kinda funny though.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trumps posting style is more a shotgun loaded w birdshot and less like a precision strike. He is a quantity poster, not a quality poster.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's sad because he used to be quality. I blame the lack of a character limit, I think that's how he lost his mojo.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He never had any mojo, he just got old and can't hold back his dementia so he's just showing what he's really like.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Nah, he had some juice complaining about celebrity gossip nobody cares about.

He does, or did at least, have a lot of charisma. There's a reason that he's got such a cult, while other similar old Republicans with very similar supposed beliefs have no cult.

[–] Default_Defect@anarchist.nexus 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does he actually use a toilet? I just assume he loads up his depends and has to have someone clean him up like the giant baby he is.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 3 points 1 week ago

Actually I just got the News™ fresh off Fox: it turns out that toilets are woke nonsense and only you use them 😆

[–] crash_thepose@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cracked up at the slopadopoulos part

[–] christian@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's so good. Sounds like he's bullying a dinosaur on the playground.

[–] crash_thepose@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

I have a very similar sounding last name to George's and I'm disappointed that out of all the ways I was made fun as a kid of none of it involved mocking my last name

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Must be true or he wouldn’t care, right?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Excuse me, I have never been to any place named Epstein Island, I have only been on a cruise past the Gulf of America.