God damn it. This does look to be faked too well. Please tell me it is not real.
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!sinkpissers@lemmy.whatever unite!
Snaitary fixtures are not load-bearing installations.
Didn't I see you smashing a bunch of eggs on YouTube?
Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.
Imagine showing up for a group pee and peeing less than a litre?? Stuff of nightmares
Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.
Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.
They're chugging water because it's a 3 way ladder elimination event. If you make it through you'd best have enough piss for the next round.
Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.
Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.
maybe the fediverse was a mistake
It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss
Is it really though?
Yes, yes definitely.
But I don't kink shame, that's just my opinion.
This is just fetish content.
Not a complaint, though.
I can feel the splash from here.
Nice try. We all know you have ~~2~~ 3 dicks
Look again, there are 3 streams.
Holy mother of clear streams
"Me n the homes licking the c*m off each other's face cuz we're not gay"
You can say cum
Might be gay tho
Nah, they said 'no homo' after the wedding
You don't play swords? What's wrong with you?
Three words: total protonic reversal.
This is a pisspost
Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.
feet are often cleaner than hands
If you wear socks maybe
Doubt
What I want to know is what happened when the stream inevitably got shorter and they couldn’t stand at that distance forever lol
dicks kiss
Remember the spaghetti scene in Disney's "Lady and the Tramp"?
It already has the drain topper removed for easier log stomping. How considerate! Make sure to thank your host because that is some grade A hospitality.
This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.
Good job piss poster
Hydrohomies would be proud
Crossing streams just causes an explosion (see the supernatural documentary Ghostbusters), if your balls touch, that's what makes you gay.
dont get caught up in the.. CROSSFIRE!!
Was the bathtub occupied?
If the next guest would only know what happened in that sink. Do this at home in your own sink you cowards
Is he falling over backwards?