As if it were trash! Possibly the best thing I’ve ever come across in my entire life.
Bro clean your nails
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. It's like the inside corners of a junk drawer that's been used to store cheetos and crayons for 45 years
It’s Baal Red through an airbrush. Calm down.
That makes me feel a lot better
I was airbrushing 40k dudes, it’s just paint. Check my other post for proof.
Wash your hands folks!
Upon closer inspection, O'Brien seems to have broken his wrist and lost his right thumb. Suffering checks out.
I mean, Malort is suffering in a bottle.
Had to look it up:
Jeppson's Malört is a notoriously bitter, wormwood-based Swedish liqueur that has become a Chicago cultural icon, known for its intense flavor and "rite of passage" status in the city's drinking culture. Introduced by Swedish immigrant Carl Jeppson, it's a type of bäsk brännvin, traditionally consumed as a digestif, and is famous for its unique, herbal, and citrusy bite that is loved and hated in equal measure.
Sounds about right.
They are well aware of their brand.
Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes.
Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours?
5 hours left ...hope you found it, your dad won't fight himself
The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine.
The poster ... No idea.
Shit. I don't think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot?
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Kind of tastes like Sambuca to me, and then the aftertaste is so bitter it seems like you need to call poison control.
It tastes like someone fermented trashcan juice in a skunk's asshole in the dog days of summer.
I've already said yes, you don't have to keep selling it to me.
Guinan wouldn’t serve that.
Pretty decent chance that she was serving it in this scene:
You take that back! Malort is golden nectar of the gods!
Malort?
O'Brien must suffer.
Oh, he does. He does.
Yeah but O'Brien is Irish-Irish, not Chicago-Irish. He wouldn't be caught dead with the stuff.
The random sticker I found on the ground says otherwise.
His ancestors were american irish so maybe it's a heritage drink.
Someone out there is weeping, retracing their every step. ‘My Malört O’Brien! Where is my Malört O’Brien?!’
O'Brien and Malort was the crossover I was waiting for this entire time
Temporal anomaly. You should alert temporal investigations.
You really don't want to be in possession of something outside its proper time frame when those guys show up.
They’ll have to kill me. This is far too precious to surrender. This is worth dying for.
The Malort riots changed the course of history
Omg this is radiant.
Look at him, in all his glory telling you “don’t worry lad, everything is ok, go have a feckin drink and party. Fuck the Cardies. You go lad!”.
This made my day. Put a big grin in it.
He’s suffered enough.
Anyone have this meme in a higher quality format? I need it for... Science stuff.
8mp
The contents of the cutout... Ill make it myself later if noone has that on file
You are a good person, and people like to say nice things about you.
M'lört
Brb, gonna go do a shot of Malort.
Miles ahead of everyone else in Star Trek.
Cool Meaney
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