Since they're marching, they should get at least one billionaire right? One tasty billionaire, Doughnut!!
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Good to know so many will be in one place at the same time...
It's supposed to be a march for billionaires. I doubt many will show up themselves. The people marching will mostly be bootlickers.
Careful, he's watching...
We'll have him for dinner too.
He can finally meet Charlie in Valhalla.
Same for that news anchor's Savannah Guthrie's mother :( I do hope they find her
Will they send the butlers and maids in their place?
The billionaires will teleoperate robots for the march.
“Vilifying billionaires is popular. Losing them is expensive.”
Certainly, in the same way that failing to catch a bank robber and allowing them to skip town is expensive.
I’m proposing a march for guillotines on the same day
Could be at the same place, same time!
Most likely the participants will be poor astroturfers sent on behalf of the billiodogs.
Still would be the symbolic gesture they deserve
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What if we rage on behalf of the machine?
I liked RATM before they became all woke and political!
This still makes me cackle every time I see it
It's one of the follow-ups that sends me.
"What machine did you think they were raging against? A dishwasher?"
Does anyone know where to sign up for all these paid protesting gigs? Because I can't imagine a sane person going to this one voluntarily.
I hear there's also a Luigi March happening at the same time same place.
Can you imagine? So many billionaires all in one public place?
Imagine if you put them all on an island!
We just had that #EpsteinFiles
(that's the joke)
Atherton California. Look it up.
Is it like a hunt?
It really should be. 😂
All I am hearing in this post is that there is at least 200 billion dollars just waiting to be liberated.
My lawyer suggests I not comment on what can be done with this.
Wow, that article is fucking brutal to read. Hope the organizer falls in the shower.
How long has it been since someone was tarred and feathered?
Be such a shame if a mass shooting happened that day
Guys, it's an ai startup trying to ragebait you for free media coverage. You can stop posting about it.
So, if this is indeed trying to be legit, what is stopping people from just co-opting the event as an act of protest against billionaires anyways?
I thought California taxes were REALLY BAD and everyone HATES it there???
🤔
What psychopath would try to lure pure, innocent and very important billionaires in the warzone that is California? Don't they know we would be lost without their genius and greatness?...
"Greetings from California Oblast my fellow Americans! Billionaires are great amirite?"
-This guy maybe?
Watch them hire a bunch of people to protest for them.
Oh it's definitely a joke, dude.
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
They are probably all pedos, too. Someone should check their Internet history.
It's february though!
It's going on now, I'd kill for a livestream...
SAN FRANCISCO — As California struggles with homelessness and healthcare cuts, some activists are taking on an unexpected cause: fighting for billionaires.
About a dozen people took part in the “March for Billionaires” on Saturday morning in San Francisco to raise awareness about the plight of the ultrarich. Although some assumed the event was satire, organizer Derik Kauffman said it was a sincere protest against a potential new tax on the state’s wealthiest residents.
And 10-20 to people showed up to actually protest.
Every healthy society needs a robust guillotine maintenance and repair workforce.
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