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Most men don't know this, but females have infrared vision like the predator's helmet they can cycle through. One setting is "aura scan" and they can look at you and see your aura is black, that you sinned, and therefore they will call you "little jorkin' de peantis boy" and shun you.

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

yeah this is true. i got that ability after about 8 months HRT

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

You need to join the hunt now and go to a barren planet seeded with xenomorphs.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Trans women who've masturbates also become invisible on the scanner after enough time on HRT.

This because none of the white stuff comes out. Thus not wasting any cosmic energy.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can confirm, when I took my first dose of HRT, the Estrogen immediately gave me that red robot vision from The Terminator, and it tells me the masturbation stats of every man I see

[–] christian@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there a way to get my own stats without asking a woman

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Might be able to take some estrogen and look through a series of prisms.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How's the leaderboard looking?

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

So far, Jeff from HR is clocking some insane gooning hours. Dude hasn't cum in weeks, but cranks that hog like crazy, on the reg

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm.

volcel-kamala

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I actually can I can smell it

One time smelled it on a guy at the pool 😭

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

i think cum smells like chlorine

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

A little yeah but still different and the dude looked spent. Chlorine with a meaty and salty smell

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

you mean he was doing it right there???

[–] booty@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's definitely a little bit bleachy.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit! You're absolutely right! How have I never made that connection before‽

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's ok, because for just 29.99 you can buy my patented 'no fap aura' cologne. made of the finest of snake oils, you can masturbate as much as you want and maintain your alpha aura. Order today and get a free copy of my book: Real Men Do What I Say and Nothing Else to learn how masculinity actually works.


[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that a old timey signature in all of your posts? I dig it. Hexbear PHPBB when?

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I will keep adding a signature to my posts until we get full PHPBB features implemented or until I get bored and do a different bit instead.


[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

Based, PHPBB is truly the People's Forum

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What are the other scan settings they can cycle through?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

16 bit mode which renders all reality in low definition

Smell-O-Vision

Ghost Hunter mode which lets them see the undead.

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna transition so I have access to all the cool powerups trans-undertale

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I was walking back home from the gas station and I was thinking about this really unhinged manosphere no fap video boy boy recently did a video on, and how the brain genius claimed women have that power. So in my walk I mused, they must be like the predator and can cycle heat vision, obviously. I am not well.

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Trans men lose this power, and that's awesome.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

It’s not fair that women get to see aura and all I got is astigmatism

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not if you self suck and swallow to retain your Yang Energy

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you rub it all over your face they can't see you at all