Gay men.

I once worked at a very shitty hotel. We're talking a hookers 'n heroin type hotel. I once had a family in July come to the front desk at 3am complaining that this hotel was NOT suitable for a family to stay at. I simple said "Oh, I fully agree. This place ISN'T made for family vacations. Why ARE you here???". She didn't have an answer for that. She was atrempting to use that as reason why she should get a refund. She had no idea how to react to me saying that she WAS in the wrong place, she WAS in danger, and the smart thing to do was leave now for her own families safety.

Well, about a year after that we had a gay leather biker convention that booked 80% of the whole hotel.

While I was checking this one guy in, another guy walked up behind him and asked "Hi, I'm Tom. Are you single to play?" The first guy says "I'm not single, but we're free to play". The second guy just said "Great. I'm in room 302. Here's a keycard. Bring your boyfriend and all your friends."

Me, being a straight male just had to be amazed at the efficiency. Tom just went from being a stranger to hosting a threesome, potentially an orgy, in 3 sentences.

Not even the germans are THAT efficient! I just stood there thinking "God dammit. Why can't I be gay? That was SO easy! With women you have to do all this other pesky stuff, like learning their name, going to dinner, finding out who they are as a person.....Tom basically just walked up and said "Come get laid".

I think gay guys give more blowjobs just based on the fact that with a straight couple, only one is giving blowjobs and only sometimes. Gay guys BOTH give blowjobs, and I assume it's several times a day. Like one just walks into the room, shoves his cock into the others mouth, and says "Oh by the way, my parents are coming to visit this weekend......don't stop. I can multitask."

I bet gay men are much more eager than straight women on average, but straight women outnumber gay men by like 20:1.

Per person? Gay men. Overall? Women, due to how many more straight women there are than gay men. Purely a guess though.

Quick math

There are about 4 billion women in the world And about 4 billion men.

About 5% of men are gay, let's round that up to 10% to account for closeted gays. I'll use the same value for women.

So we've got 3.6 billion straight women vs 0.4 billion gay men.

9 times more straight women than gay men.

So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.

So the question is, how often does the average woman give a blowjob? Let's go conservatively and say one a week? Some will be more, some will be less. Which means gay men will need to give a blowjob more than once a day on average, which seems unlikely.

But let's say it's far lower than what I'm thinking, if the average woman gives a blowjob once a month, gay men would need to give a blowjob every 3 days. That's certainly achievable.

I think the answer is straight women, in my experience gay men aren't as horny as people would have you believe, and women are way hornier than people would have you believe.

However, I say this as a married straight guy with a lot of women friends and a few gay friends so take this with a grain of salt

Like... Per capita, or total?

By numbers straight women, by numbers per capita gay men

Anyone who is married (in any combination of genders) knows the answer is gay men

I just want to say that I really appreciate whichever participant wishes to improve their genders average. Blowjobs are a blessing upon this world.

Gay dudes, by a mile. Probably both in terms of rate and absolute number. I bet it's not even close.

I'm not feeling picky.

On average I would say gay men.

Overall, women.

There's just a lot more women in the world than gay men. And contrary to popular belief, quite a lot of women really enjoy giving blow jobs.

It's... Actually kinda hard for me to make a guess. I think overall it's probably more even than you'd expect. All things being equal (sex drive, being into your partner, etc) straight women outnumber gay men. 51% of the population are women (ish), and about 5% are gay men. Assuming everyone's taken, and everyone has roughly the same ssxual activity, you'd be looking at around 5x the blowjobs in gay relationships (on average there will be more penises to be sucked in gay relationships than straight)

However things aren't equal. People who're trans are also more likely to not be straight (about 17.6% of trans people overall self-ID as straight), but that'll skew the numbers in a lot of different directions because of surgery, and dysphoria.

I'm actually curious how heavily heterofatalism affects this, as well. A lot of straight people seem to hate their partners, though I've been seeing less of that ball and chain type stuff recently than I had in previous years. But also a lot more people are just single than before, so that'll play into it.

I would say it's also age dependent, but there's not much of a difference. Over 40s report having sex about 69 (nice) times per year on average vs 25-34s report about 90 times a year. With retirement communities frequently being STI hotspots I'm not that surprised tbh (condoms do more than prevent pregnancy!)

Only now did I remember that we have statistics about a lot of things. Straight women give oral sex an average of 5.14 times per month. Gay men are 5.3x per month. So yeah. Gay men give fewer blowjobs overall, but more per capita, and gay coupled will have a little more than double the amount of blowjobs. Assuming about 5% of the population is gay men, and only looking at couples, we're looking at about 1 out of every 6 blowjobs being from a gay man.

... These are the thoughts that kept me out of the good schools.

Edit: Now that I've been awake for more than 10 minutes I realize that the doubling of the number of blowjobs by gay men because there are 2 is prooooobably faulty logic. So it's closer to about 10.3% of blowjobs given by gay men if we don't forget lesbians (my own demographic, damn you, me!), and we assume a 9:1 ratio of straight women to gay men.

The greater majority of relationships in the world are between what is refereed to as traditional male/female couples. The rest of the relationships and their various combinations are at best five percent. So I'm going to say straight women are clearly in the lead there.

Straight women, just because I'm on a break

Gay men men being able to relate to the feeling probably plays a role.

I'm surprised at how intense the blowjob discourse is.

holy shit Fleur_ restrain yourself