i don't see any Canadians disagreeing
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I’m from Canada.
It’s not America.
As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.
Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can't smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.
Is Kate single?
You want her to pour some maple syrup on you?
🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵
Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She's clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she'll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it "zed".
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
So stupid...
The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦♂️
Didn't discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.
I still remember the day they changed the mustard to that yellow ink to save on costs.
Sure, she's holding weed, but her eyes say she's on something significantly different.
She hung out with Rob Ford
If you’re gonna sum up an entire culture in a handful of words, well, they could have done worse.
Ms. Wood is incredibly based
I am from BC. Sure not every Canadian is like that but this person totally exists.
She said Thank You. Everything checks out.
Mordecai. Human. Level 50.
Manager of Princess Donut.
This is a non-combatant NPC.
This is a human. This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. He’s weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has a well-worn Tim Hortons loyalty card in his Velcro wallet. He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds. He has a relative who was trampled to death by a moose. You get the idea.
The one detail in this that slightly annoyed me is the timmy's card. patriotic people don't shop there anymore because of the ownership, also their products have sucked for the last decade anyways. idr when that book came out, though
also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it "aboot". there's a clear difference between "about" and "boot". americans just really draw out the "ow" in "out", so yes it sounds closer to "boot", but it's hardly 'exactly how it sounds'. /angryrant
side side note, I don't have a relative who was trampled by a moose, but I do know someone who had their car trampled by a moose
also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant
He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds.
What's that look on her face... aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??
Nah, that's the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.
Please be real
I wish but the actual one is probably very mundane.
Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That's pretty interesting if true.
I think Canada has next to zero in marijuana exports, because it's illegal to import it in most places. It does contribute billions to Canada's GDP, but that's production and consumption that never leaves the country.
During my study abroad in japan we visited an elementary school as a cultural exchange. The class that day had to pick a country and list three things about it. A bunch of them picked america and the three most common things were McDonalds / hamburgers, pancakes and Disney.
I would've thought corruption, racism and being fat.
Corruption goes with Disney, fat goes with McDonalds, and racism... goes with everything.
Pancakes are fine tho
More like Kate Weed, amiright??
Also is weed super illegal in Japan?
Short answer: yes
Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*
* With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana
Canadians put syrup on their weed?
What Godless creatures

This is Ms. Frizzle’s dope-ass sister, Ms. Dank
She has her own "magic schoolbus" but it's just a clapped out sectional in her garage.
Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!
Making the stickiest icky.
You may be tempted to think that the syrup thing is because of the bud, but actually she took up bud to stop getting so many questions about it.

