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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 179 points 1 week ago (6 children)

i don't see any Canadians disagreeing

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sorry, but I don't see her saying sorry!

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[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I’m from Canada.

It’s not America.

As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can't smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 121 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You want her to pour some maple syrup on you?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago

🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 109 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She's clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she'll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it "zed".

Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

So stupid...

The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦‍♂️

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Didn't discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

I still remember the day they changed the mustard to that yellow ink to save on costs.

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does that make ranch the second one?

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 90 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, she's holding weed, but her eyes say she's on something significantly different.

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

She hung out with Rob Ford

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you’re gonna sum up an entire culture in a handful of words, well, they could have done worse.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They coulda put "aboot" in there

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[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Ms. Wood is incredibly based

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I am from BC. Sure not every Canadian is like that but this person totally exists.

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[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

She said Thank You. Everything checks out.

[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mordecai. Human. Level 50.
Manager of Princess Donut.
This is a non-combatant NPC.
This is a human. This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. He’s weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has a well-worn Tim Hortons loyalty card in his Velcro wallet. He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds. He has a relative who was trampled to death by a moose. You get the idea.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The one detail in this that slightly annoyed me is the timmy's card. patriotic people don't shop there anymore because of the ownership, also their products have sucked for the last decade anyways. idr when that book came out, though

also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it "aboot". there's a clear difference between "about" and "boot". americans just really draw out the "ow" in "out", so yes it sounds closer to "boot", but it's hardly 'exactly how it sounds'. /angryrant

side side note, I don't have a relative who was trampled by a moose, but I do know someone who had their car trampled by a moose

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant

He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds.

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[–] paperboy@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's that look on her face... aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??

[–] qaeta@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

Nah, that's the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm sorry to disappoint. 

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

Still got those crazy eyes though.

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I wish but the actual one is probably very mundane.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That's pretty interesting if true.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think Canada has next to zero in marijuana exports, because it's illegal to import it in most places. It does contribute billions to Canada's GDP, but that's production and consumption that never leaves the country.

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

During my study abroad in japan we visited an elementary school as a cultural exchange. The class that day had to pick a country and list three things about it. A bunch of them picked america and the three most common things were McDonalds / hamburgers, pancakes and Disney.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would've thought corruption, racism and being fat.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Corruption goes with Disney, fat goes with McDonalds, and racism... goes with everything.

Pancakes are fine tho

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

More like Kate Weed, amiright??

Also is weed super illegal in Japan?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Short answer: yes

Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*

* With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Canadians put syrup on their weed?

What Godless creatures

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is Ms. Frizzle’s dope-ass sister, Ms. Dank

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 week ago

She has her own "magic schoolbus" but it's just a clapped out sectional in her garage.

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!

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Making the stickiest icky.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You may be tempted to think that the syrup thing is because of the bud, but actually she took up bud to stop getting so many questions about it.

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[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

wtf i love weed and maple syrup

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[–] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pour some maple syrup on that BC bud.

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