currently fighting a court case over this exact thing, will let you know how it plays out
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2026
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I'm not sure. 🤔 Why don't you test that here and we can find out together?
CW: my balls
Spoiler
They call me Le Jongleur Dangereux
when you send pics of your balls to strangers you have to be considerate of the language barrier. make sure you use concise medical terminology to avoid mishaps! i would suggest CW: my scrotum
this avoids any sort of issues with slang interpretation.
now post sack
When it's real dry sometimes that's what it feels like.
That’s a good sack.
no cw??
It's recommended to take the picture after an orchiectomy so that it technically is classified as medical waste.
Unsolicited cherry picture:
Removing my balls for a bit post on hexbear
Removing my bits for a ball post on hexbear
cavalier of you to assume the recipient speaks English. You need a multiple language warning similar to this:
Volcel police
What the fuck the volcel cops aren't showing up typical
It’s an inside job
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Two HOURS late. You prevented nothing.
That's called verisimilitude.
excellent word usage
Dead dove do not eat
When I had my vasectomy I didn't get any 'pre-procedure' prep instructions. I wasn't sure if I needed to shave my sac or if they would... I decided that since I was paying for it then I'd go for the full experience and let them do it. They didn't. The doc went in, did the snips and then closed it up with stitches and glue. Glue on a hairy sac is not fun, at all. On day 4 I was getting curious just how much glue was still left and how things were looking, so I pulled out my phone and snapped a few pics.
I thought I had deleted them, but about a month ago I was scrolling through some photos when I suddenly found several photos of the nastiest bruised, hairy and glued balls your never want to see.
Blued balls 
yes
The ethics of posting hog.
Babe, wake up, new struggle session just dropped.