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A still from the movie Demolition Man in which some police officers prepare to confront a character played by Wesley Snipes.

Top Text: Demolition Man: A movie which depicts a horrifying dystopia...

Bottom Text:...in which food is too healthy, bidets are common, and cops literally don't know how to assault a black man.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

**EDIT: The movie is 'The Invasion' (2007)

There was a sci-fi movie 20 years ago about an alien intelligence taking over world governments, replicating itself into human hosts via inoculations for a 'virus', and as the movie progresses world peace is achieved, but the protagonists fight against it over fears of losing free will.

And I'm over here like... the aliens are the bad guys?

[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's basically the plot of Pluribus

Just started that one, Carol sucks. Enjoying it so far.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Reminds me of the TTRPG Shadowrun. Sometimes its hard to sell the corporate dystopia when you're describing eating & drinking soy products because meat is prohibitively expensive and they can sell the effect of dubious cash crops like coffee and chocolate with a soy based alternative.

[–] lemonhead2@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

one thing I remember about that movie. walmart grew so big it bought everything else. all stores are now Walmart. and all restaurants are taco bell.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Taco Bell won the fast food wars.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

And fuck the movie The Fan starring Wesley Snipes. Demolition Man's the only Snipes movie I like.

-Jon "MC Vagina" Lajoie

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

Blade was alright

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

It's only a utopia for wealthy vegans that love Taco Bell (or Pizza Hut if European). All the poor meat eating people are forced into the sewers and eat rat burgers.

Also what bidets? They had a shelf with 3 fucking seashells. They never mention bidets.

Oh and we can't forget that every radio station exclusively plays nothing but ad jingles.

[–] umfk@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Also what bidets? They had a shelf with 3 fucking seashells. They never mention bidets.

Guess what this guy doesn't know.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

But if you flush the Seashells then there wouldn't be any more??

You would not ask about the 3(very specific number) Toilet Paper pieces if there was a roll of hundreds.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The supposed utopia is modeled after the ideal of suburban USA. That's pretty fucking dystopic. Add to that tge prohibition of kissing, sex, Rock music, etc...

I think someone didn't watch or utterly misunderstood the movie.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Comrade, I rented that movie from a locally-owned VHS rental shop that used physical membership cards.

Sure it's a dystopia, but it's a dystopia where they solved too many problems. John Spartan gets into a high speed car crash and his car instantly fills up with safety foam and he's completely unharmed. The police force is ethnically and gender diverse. Guns are museum pieces. The cops don't know HOW to assault somebody.

Sure they've killed a large amount of choice, and the guy in charge of it all seems to be determined to secure even more power for himself because of course he's a sociopath with Mr. Rogers' speech patterns, but all told I'd much rather live in the Demolition Man future than Judge Dredd or Death Race 2000.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 hour ago

but all told I'd much rather live in the Demolition Man future than Judge Dredd or Death Race 2000.

But all the dystopian elements is not necessarily the price for the improvements. The message of the movie (to me) was "don't get fooled by some shiny surface when the core is rotten."
And your choice is not between "bad" and "worse". We can imagine even better futures (Star Trek Federation citizenship seems to be pretty neat (if you're not trying to settle some fringe worlds at the cardassian border) for example), so we can work on these.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

the guy in charge of it all seems to be determined to secure even more power for himself because of course he’s a sociopath with Mr. Rogers’ speech patterns

If the right people don't have power do you know what happens? The wrong people get it!

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Ngl, digital tantric neural sex link seems pretty fuckin' rad.

I guess they left out the part where it implants Taco Bell ads, mines your subconscious for thought crimes, and sells the data so people can have virtual sex with your likeness. Less rad.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 26 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Demolition Man is what Europe will look like. USA will look like The Running Man (1987 version, not the remake). It already looks like Idiocracy.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 100 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Bidets?!

This guy doesn’t know about the three shells!

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If the three sea shells discourse isn't a stand-in for 90s Americans' anxiety about bidets then I don't know what is.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The anxiety about bidets is leaving the bathroom with a wet spot on my ass.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

You still wipe with toilet paper, you just use far less, anyone who has a wet spot on their ass might have turned it in with their pants on. In which case the bidet isn't the problem.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 23 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Apparently it's canon that you use two like chopsticks to get most of the poo and the third scrapes the rest off.

A bidet would be great compared to that.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

No, that’s what the poop knife is for.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That’s just a fan theory, no where in the movie is that established.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

The idea of demolition man cannon makes me wish for a demolition man extended universe, hopefully with a crossover with Judge Dredd

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

psh this dude hasn't used the three shells

gross to read, thank you

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 9 hours ago

If you glaze over all the shitty parts about the "dystopia."

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 33 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Well there was that entire underground society.

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago

But the underground society seemed to be more about finding their own version of freedom rather than outright exclusion.

In a world with super aids they still wanted to raw dog it.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Boxscape 21 points 10 hours ago

Rat burgers

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

With a great food spot too.

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget that moist virtual action!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

This ia what cybersex should actually be like, tho.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 5 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Who said it was a dystopia?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

They get fined for cursing. Tons of stuff that doesn't harm anyone else is banned. The government is overbearing and controlling, brainwashing everyone into meek conformity.

It looks like North Korea propaganda.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It was designed to be the worst future for anybody who used "woke mind virus" and means it.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It was loosely based on Brave New World. Although in BNW everyone was fucking all the time and on drugs. Also no one was frozen and there were much fewer gun fights.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 7 hours ago

BNW was about encouraging hedonism to control the population. Much of demolition man was about suppressing all of that, combined with excessive political correctness through government overreach.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 12 hours ago

Edgar Friendly.