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Beans and brew on a first date is always a good idea (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Alaskaball@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You just aren't eating enough chilies and beans. Once you eat as many as I do your body just gets used to it.

If my date isn't used to eating a diet that consists mostly of chilies and beans it probably isn't going to work out. πŸ˜”

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even a single pickled jalapeΓ±o that isn't even spicy gives me hot girl tummy issues. I'll be eating peppers ranging from spicy Korean red pepper powder to Thai bird eyes and usually be as right as rain, but Latin American spicy just wrecks me 9 different ways to sunday

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I suspect between the tomatoes and the vinegar and the citrus it's more acidic, which hits some tummies different.

Although the only pepper to ever really hurt my tummy was bhut jolokia. It's just so sweet and delicious!

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

I went on a first date with a vegan once, and she took me to this great restaurant and I had an amazing grilled portabella burger. That day is the day I learned what eating a massive amount of mushrooms does to my stomach... I barely got home in time.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Two in a row? Is this live from your throne?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No I just got off work

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

It just seems like something is on your mind.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guy doesn't chew his food smh

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm good at swallowing

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

based on the order of digestion this person pre-gamed their bean n beer date with whole chilis and an m80

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Oh god this is nightmare fuel

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay, I have never had gastrointestinal issues from spices, and I'm white fyi.

Is it like, actually a thing? I always kind of assumed people blamed the peppers when it's really more all the fiber.

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Spices can cause heartburn and stomach acid reflux issues, but I've never had any issues downstairs from it

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

~~I hate you~~ yes it is and I am very jealous

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

also lots of garlic

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

A little bit of fenbendazole will wipe those chili pepper fucks out