this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

don't forget OSHA 1342.13c - any turd longer than 5" must be hand lowered to prevent splashback.

the-more-you-know

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My battle buddy coming in clutch with the poop knife after all that lobster.

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Nah just keep one of the claws!

This is why carriers have those wide decks:

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago
[–] hyperpoopsucks@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

badposting irl