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Our (justified) hatred for the gringos makes us forget that we don’t hate the French Canadians enough.

https://x.com/TvDannyZ/status/2026308504533774794

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 41 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I can't speak for French Canadians, but here's a comic released by the French cartoonists from the Charlie Hebdo offices:

This was published on March 2024 during Ramadan (that's what the speech bubble is about), just six months after October 7, when everyone was still pretending this wasn't genocide; these guys are admitting they know it's a genocide and having a laugh about it. As I always tell people to do, please note the goofy looking starving child; the artist had to draw that in there line by line. Absolute ghouls.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Back when their office got shot up I was a bit mortified. Every year since then I have gained greater understanding of why.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

For anyone who wants to bully the artist (which (cyberbullying) is illegal in France and is how Candace Owens is getting sued), this is the guy who literally opened the door for the people who shot Charlie.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Transphobia/Misogyny/racism/islamophobia

[–] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is the first time since I have seen any of their "comics”. I am young enough to barely remember it or have paid attention and holy shit

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

I feel like Charlie Hebdo is almost cheating, they figured out the right wing crybully grift years before anyone else figured out how to do it.

[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Now I'll have a very good reason to dance and laugh every January 7.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

For those of you not well-versed in profanity. Allow me to poorly translate:

The mom is basically saying “This year, it’s good to be at Quebec beaches, children”. The pamphlet she’s reading translates to ‘sunny destinations’.

On the terminal it says “cuba - cancelled, puerto vallatra - cancelled, Mexico - at your own risk, gaza - soon.”

While sure, this seems “harmless” at first, it just sounds whiny that all the injustices done for them and they act like the victim because it made the treats less accessible.

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought this was inoffensive until I saw "bientôt".

JDM is looking for troubles.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don’t see why that would be a cheerful “soon” given the darkness of the rest of the comic

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

as in the Gaza plan

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't speak baguette, what is this comic saying?

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Infants, This year we'll go to the beach of Québec.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Couldn't they just go to NS?

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Bourgeoisie being a french word

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Quebecuck

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tabarnak!

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Our (justified) hatred for the gringos makes us forget that we don’t hate the French Canadians enough.

Gringos don't include French Canadians?

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

depends on the country, for mexico gringo just means person from the USA

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know just the guy for this (I thought we had a gonzalo emoji)

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

No but lemmy lets turn any image into an emoji, if you copypaste the text you can use it too

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

We really do live in the future. Thank you kind Hexbear

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Typical Journal de Montréal L.

I really hate the "There's a war in Mexico? I guess I can't travel there anymore, teehee!" I've been hearing around. Like is this seriously the first thing that comes to mind?

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

jarvis, translate for me. i only speak real languages.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The mom is basically saying “This year, it’s good to be at Quebec beaches, children”. The pamphlet she’s reading translates to ‘sunny destinations’.

On the terminal it says “cuba - cancelled, puerto vallatra - cancelled, Mexico - at your own risk, gaza - soon.”

I’m going to be charitable and presume the joke is “The world’s gone mad that it makes going on vacation to icy Quebec beaches seem like a good idea by comparison.”