If it were me I simply wouldn't volunteer for an imperial death machine
Tietjens, Coady, Khork, and Amor? What kinda Sleve McDichel-ass names are these? Is this AI?
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
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Khork
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we are cody khork, we carry the flame,
ugh, Tietjens is the name of one of my favorite tragic/hilarious characters, played expertly by Benedict Cumberbatch in "Parade's End", a miniseries adaptation.
he's this WW1 era lord from a very, very old noble family who basically lives in self-imposed emotional agony to uphold traditional notions of duty and honor that never really existed and certainly don't matter anymore.
this scene, the one that had me laughing my ass off, is his CO going off on him after realizing he has been misleading everyone, torching his own reputation for years just to protect the "honor" of cruel, narcissistic wife who has been trying to drive him to suicide through very public infidelity among other actions.
a truly bonkers character.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
"you four, for no reason in particular, stand in front of this wrinkly flag and have your picture taken. Okay great, enjoy the rest of your very short life"
didnt even steam the flag for gods sake, fucking armed forces dont even have any drip anymore
Even the US army can't iron their flags. Another sign of decline
It's extra funny because there's an official flag folding procedure (which ultimately produces a triangle) and these clearly were just folded like a stack of bed sheets.
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Slob empire
Am I supposed to feel bad? The US attacked Iran unprovoked, and these people were all volunteers for one of the most openly violent and wantonly destructive empires in history
Fuck them
From inside the empire, yes, actually — they think that US military casualties (especially if there are none) above all else are the biggest factor to justify military action was successful to the US public
yeah but public sentiment has literally never mattered. the ruling class does what it wants.
we have the best emojis folks
They look like the four humors
I wonder if the toilets in Hell work any better than the ones on the USS Gerald Ford.
sorry guys, have to go die to blow up a bunch of school children rn, see you later
RIP Private Moby
they are not sending their best
I hope it was painful
bozos fighting for the Imperialist death machine run by the Pedo Epstein Class
A killer named "amor" LOL! (that's love in Spanish)
Don't go telling them that
They'll start wearing shirts saying "Iran Killed Love" on them
I mean, it is what we did when ICE killed Pretty and Good.
I didn't do that
My shirt said "Weed Limit 69", mostly because my shirt that said "Fuck ICE and if you support them, fuck you too" got stuck in the mail for an extra week
“Yaoooo, what’s good y’all the name’s Coady dawg”
Four crackers down, still got several sleeves of saltines to go!
Skill issue
owned lmao
you guys see the gov report on why they died? it reads like an OSHA accident report
I went to go murder some people apropos of nothing and died! So unfair 
Good. More.
White Bear Lake soldier among 6 service members killed in Iran war
Minneapolis–Saint Paul understanders know what that means
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May they be proud symbols of leadership that inspire their countrymen in uniform to follow! 
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